A Black a Jew and a Pollack walk in to the bar bartender says "how may i help you gentlemen"

Your Mom

Woman's Rights.

Yo mamma so fat that she was chosen to be a contestant on the Biggest Loser and we are all so proud of the amount of weight she has lost.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno, that's why I asked you.

ballsack

What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

Justin Bieber paid a donation to the anti-homosexual orginization.

Haha

Why was Johnny crying? Because... Because... Because... Because... Because... Because of the wonderful things he does.

Q: What is black and hangs from a tree? A: Kevin Towers

what do you call a cat that talks a talking cat

How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. To get to the other side.

your mom is so fat she died of brain cancer

What's a boomerang that never comes back to you? A stick. :/

How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog.

hey i just meet you and this is crazy but i picked out our wedding cake and named our 4 future children :-)))))))

What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean

If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

How did Notre Dame football stay so popular in spite of decades of mediocrity? Catholicism.

1 what do gay horses eat? 2 hayyyy 1 no horse dick

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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