How are you supposed to breath with no air? um jorden sparks you dont?

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What do you call a black man selling drugs? A pharmacist

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which evidently do not understand the dangers of crossing a busy road.

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Windows Vista

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Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

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-Knock Knock -Who is it? -Your father, i forgot my keys.

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your mom is so poor that she is unable to pay for your child care leaving you to have a terrible childhood, troubled adolescence, and eventually lie passed out in an alley after OD'ing off of heroin.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, flotaing in the sea? Someone who will drown very soon.

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Why do you walk to your bed at night? Beds cant walk.

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what did the monkey say to the breast cancer?

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Goon Bear+Homo= Corey Jacobs True Story

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber.

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Chayton

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Why can't Jesus eat M&M's? Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands.

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Dont be silly, you know that everything is relative, and that relativity is as unlimited as the subconscious mind, give me ten more minutes, and I can hypnotize you in five minutes in order to see life in slow motion yourself for as long as you feel like. Just dont expect your body to adjust like mine, meaning that if you try to run, your brain will use its old habits while your perception is used to the slow ones... In other words, you will end up on the floor or smacking into a wall.

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What's so funny about a heart attack? It's not kidney failure..

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Whats funnier than killing a black guy. Nothing, it's not funny.

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CHIIIICKKIIIIIIIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you get when you cross a lion with a rhinoceros? A trip to the hospital and animal cruelty charges.

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern pornography collections.

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R2-D2 is quite possibly the most vulgar character on the set of Star Wars. Every word he says is bleeped out.

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What's black and white, and red all over? newspaper...

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I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

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What happened? I have absolutely no idea.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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