what happens when you mix a black guy and a Mexican? nothing, it is physically impossible to "mix" people.

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A man. That is all.

A baby crawls into an abortion clinic.

Looking for a job in this economy is like trying to find employment during an extreme economic downturn.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

What's has 4 wheels But ain't a blue car A red car

what did the scientist say in Siberia? burrrrrrrrrrilium

your momma's an antijoke

Chayton

I hate being bipolar, it's so awesome.

Why did the man say how was your day? because it was the end of the day

What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

Knock knock! Who's there? Dick! Dick who? Dick Stewart, your neighbor from next door!

Q: Why did the horse put on cologne? A: He wanted to smell nice.

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first says, "I'd like some H2O" The second says "I'd like some H2O as well." Nobody dies.

-Knock Knock -Who is it? -Your father, i forgot my keys.

Your Mom

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: I don't know, he didn't tell me.

What is fat and ugly? Your American MUM!

Why was the elderly, Asian, blond pulled over by the officer? She was, and has been completely blind since birth.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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