People are like cats, they both die when they're suffocated

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Noobz -wondering why your valid anti-joke is getting voted down? Simply because it's a repeat, someone else has already submitted it. Only the original is valid for positive to votes. The regulars on here willallvote a repeat down immediately. I have 3 accounts set upwith different IP's just to do that. You have been warned. Search first mo fo's

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what is the difference between a black person and a picnic bench? A picnic bench can support a family.

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What did the white man hand to the mexican? His college degree because the mexican had completed all four years of college with a 4.0 GPA.

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Wy did Bryan eet his Dumbelllle? Anderson fell asleep again

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yo mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the size of the door...

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are you lazy? -yes -Why are u lazy? -cause am lazy

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wheres a good place to find funny jokes? anti-joke.com

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A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share personal information with a stranger.

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Why aren't Anti Jokes funny? Cuz they're against my religion.

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Don't rape me!

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why couldnt sally help timmy pick up his ice cream? she had no arms

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why did the man scream? he stubbed his toe on a door

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Tacos

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If you are going down the road in your boat and the pedal falls off how many cheese burgers can you eat 21 because a motorcycle doesnt have doors.

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what did the joke say to the anti-joke? do you want to fight

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What did the rape victim say to the rapist? "mmfff...mmm.....mmmmm"

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why cant blondes water ski.......... because whenever they split their legs they feel somthing wet

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why cant the black man vote? because hes not 18 yet.

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Your mom

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Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin When They Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

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What did the mother say to her baby? These little piggies taste good!

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Whats black and has wheels a black man i lied about the wheels

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A Jewish man overhears another man making a joke about the Holocaust. The Jew says, "Hey! You! My father died in the Holocaust!" The other man says, "Oh, I'm sorry. What camp was he in?" The Jew says, "Camp? No, my father had a heart attack."

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