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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fat legless over weight black man called Tom. Tom.

viki has 10 penises around her she eats 8 of them what does viki have? viki has AIDS

Why did the chandelier fall on the little boy? Hell if I know, the only person who saw it got hit by a chandelier and died.

Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

how do u get a nun off the bottom of a cruise ship you untie her

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

Whats worst than being attacked by a tiger? Being attacked by 2 tigers.

why couldnt sally help timmy pick up his ice cream? she had no arms

What's the fastest animal on earth? An Ethiopian chicken.

Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

How many Chinese men people does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Anyone can screw in a light bulb, regardless of race or gender.

why couldnt helen keller drive? because shes a woman.

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A white man bumps into an Asian man while walking down the street. They have a brief chat. As they part ways, the white man says, "Facebook me!" The Asian man replies, "Due to my socio-economic situation I cannot currently afford an Internet service." So they exchange telephone numbers.

Why did the black man die? Why didn't the black man die?

What's the difference between a black man with a pie and an asian with an apple. They're of different ethnicitiesand cultures, and are holding different foods.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

What's white and sticky? Glue

What's brown and sticky? Poo

"make me a sandwhich bitch" is what he said to his female boss and led to him getting fired and eventually losing his home. Two weeks later his family left him.

Mary had a little lamb, the doctor fainted.

I cat tried to jump over a fence It was electrified

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