- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things. Dead babies are not funny.

A priest, a rabbi and a captain are in a sinking ship. The rabbi says let's save the children. The captain says f*ck the children. The priest days do we have time.

So I was talking dirty to this deaf chick right...She didn't hear me.

Whats orange and looks like an orange? An orange.

A horse walks into a bar...n

What do you call a Colombian who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Q: What kills millions of people each year and sneaks up behind you unexpectedly? A: HIV/AIDS

What did the man say to his son? Hello, son.

why did santa fall of the roof? Because the roof was slippery from the ice.

why is the room so dark? because the light is not on.

2 peanuts were walking down the street, one was a salted .. the other was raped

A Horse walks into a bar. Bartender:why the long face? Horse:I have terminal cancer.

knock knock your gay

i said why are you disliking me he said its anti joke

How do you make a baby eat his food? Make one first

A woman gets in her car to drive.

Why did the woman have sex with the man? Because she is over 18, which is above all of the legal consent ages in the United States.

Why did the white guy feel awkward at the black people convention? He didn't know anyone there

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree ? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was attached to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? It thought it was a monkey.

What did the black man say to the latino man? Nothing he was far to busy trying to get a cab to his office meeting for his board of directors do not appreciate tardiness

How do you get a baby out of a blender? With tortilla chips.

The seven dwarfs were in a sauna feeling happy. So Happy got up and left.

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scenario: 12 men in bikinis throwing snowballs at each other in Africa. Question: Who ate all the world's giant pears? Answer: It was an allergy to noses!!

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