Why does this dog have herpes? Global Warming.

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Whats why was the 18 year old boy scared of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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What di the wrecking ball say to the house? Duck!!!

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Vagina-Boob

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That long? I was thinking more like two hours? An hour?

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How do you catch a squirrel? Use a live, humane trap, and release it back into the wild afterwards.

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What did the penis say to the vagina? Nothing, genitalia can't speak.

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Knock knock. Come in. Okay.

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Q: Why did the horse put on cologne? A: He wanted to smell nice.

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Lets make like trees and stand still

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Q: What do cows do on the weekends? A: They go to the Moovies Q:What do pigs do on the weekends? A:Go Bowling

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whats the difference between a black man and a bench a bench can support a family

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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Why was the girl crying? She got kicked in the vagina

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YOLO

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What did batman say to the Joker? I'm Batman

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno, that's why I asked you.

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Whats worse than than Holocaust.? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Where do cows go on the weekend? The slaughterhouse.

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Where did Lucy go after being hit by a train? Well, the results of this question are somewhat difficult to pinpoint, but here is a generalized ratio model. 47% of Lucy went underneath the trains wheels and was left behind, crushed into the railway sleepers. 33% was thrown aside and discarded around the SIDES of the track. 19% was carried on the front of the train, into the next station where it fell off as soon as the train stopped. 1% was found in Mount Everest.

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KIMBERLEY HONEY

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Two Jewish Rabbis are sitting in a sandbox....

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A Black a Jew and a Pollack walk in to the bar bartender says "how may i help you gentlemen"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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