A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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Make an effort in life whenever you want. Fight trough life when you got no other choice.

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Me: do u you want to here a joke You: ya Me: Woman's rights

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Trust me im a doctor but this is pratice

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What did the prostitute say to the cop? What? I can suck your dick for free Mr. Officer

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Asians are ugly and they look they have down syndrome.

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what do you call a cat that talks a talking cat

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What do you call a lettuce named Andrew? Andrew.

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Why was Johnny crying? Because... Because... Because... Because... Because... Because of the wonderful things he does.

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What is more tragic than a nice day wasted? Obesity.

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Your Mama's so fat she need some serious medication treating overweight.

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why was the man masturbating? his wife needed a break

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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A straight man walks into a lesbian bar. He quickly realizes his mistake and leaves.

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When practicing the art of origami and the berrilium dialates, how many quince pies does it take to calculate a tree? Tricycle

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your mama is so fat she wears big pants.

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What's worse than being beaten by your Father? Well, it depends.

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What's meaty and has a poof? A meatball with a bubble.

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What's the difference between The Holocaust and baking pizza? Pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

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Why did the girl cross the road? She didn't. Well, she tried but when she was halfway there, she was hit by a bus and had to be rushed to the hospital.

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your moms so fat when she sat on your ipod it turned into an ipad

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog.

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your mom is so fat she died of brain cancer

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