Person 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Person 2: Sure! Person:1: That was the joke... You missed it!!!!!

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HAHA SO ONE TIME... The man could not finish his story because he gets shot, and is mourned for years. His daughter was watching it all. She then jumped. And fell. And broke her knee. And then died. yeah

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What's big, white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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What do people do in France when they are hungry? Get something to eat.

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So two muffins are in an oven. They get baked.

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What comes to mind when you say the word "Mind?" Your Mind

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If there are 3 black men as passengers in a car, who is driving? The person who is operating the vehicle.

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Why is Digimon better than Pokemon? It has a better story and character development.

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What do you call a Mexican who gets shot on a golf course? A tragic incident.

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How did the fat man die? Clogged arteries leading to a heart attack.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? UPS.

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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I'm not as random as you think i salad.

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Why did the kid get athsma? Genetics.

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Why did Hellen Keller get hit by a car? She didn't see it coming. (TD)

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What did the computer say to the other computer? Nothing, computers can't talk

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What if I told you that our role our "little team" is not as little as you think?

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And then the devil said "Let there be Justin beiber"

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What's long, hard, and full of semen? a penis.

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What's funnier then an anti-joke? People who fail at making them.

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Roses are #FF0000 Violets are #0000FF

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "No, thats only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

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A woman goes into a butchers with her baby. She says "I live a few doors down and my scales are broken, do you mind weighing my son?" The butcher takes the boy away and a short while later returns holding a dripping bag. "He's 17lbs two ounces" he informs her, as his colleague brings the boy to the counter safe and well.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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