- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Farmer Ned chased his chickens before they laid their eggs, because he likes his eggs scrambled.

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What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers

Whoa! A talking carrot!

What did the dead baby say to his mother? Nothing. He's dead.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue. The pen is blue. THE GOD DAMN PEN IS BLUE!!!!

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy

The economy sucks. REM broke up. A man killed himself.

you know what they say about people with big feet, they have big feet...

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Get in the car

A gay man walks into a bar has a few drinks then goes home without being recognized as a homosexual.

Why is the horse gay. He rapes 3 children

How many Jews can fit in a VW Beetle? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, and maybe one in the trunk, but that wouldn't be very comfortable.

Whats the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick into someones ass

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

I said I read te terms of service. I didnt

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

What animal is green and eats a green rockeater? A green green rockeater eater. What animal is green and eats a green green rockeater eater? A frog.

What rhymes with turtle? Rape

What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

What did the bus driver say to the black man? I like your shoes.

What do you call a blue duck that speaks? A dream.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the chicken fall off the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

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