- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the chicken fall off the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

Tim's gay.

Why would anyone try to run from a fight if:Its not the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of the fight in the dog? I wasn't even talking about dogs and fight isn't something in you! Next time, don't listen to your football coach.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head.

What's black, white, and red all over? A white man's bleeding cancerous tumor.

Q; Why was the man loosing his hair? A; Because since he was at an older age, he was going bald.

Steve Jobs.

Q- Why was Dan mourning the death of his wife? A- He wasn't he was mourning the death of his daughter who was killed in the same car crash as her mother.

Why did Doris want to father children? Because she wanted to have a fry-up with the leftover baby oil

what does chuck norris use to cut scissors? another scissor.

Why did the man known to his neighbors as 'Teetotal Al' buy himself a bottle of whisky? Because there was no factual basis to his nickname.

Three blondes walk into a community college.

Let's make like your mother and walk out on your family during pre-adolescence.

How do you make a plumber cry? Make his family cry!!!!!!!!!

name-Sally-Sue What I am good at in school: readin' annnd...math. What I need to work on in school: spelin

When I was at the beach digging in the sand I looked down and someone said nehow

why did the old woman die? Because she was too old to live

AVI IS A FAG

cory is gay

A man walked into the bar and ordered a drink, drank it then stood up and left remembering that he once had a drinking problem and had overcome it.

How is it possible for a man to get raped? Easy. He lied.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I don't have cancer, but you do. Love, your doctor.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Blood is red also Nothing else is blue

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