- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats Asian and longer than 2 inches? chopsticks.

What did the black man, chinese man, and mexican man all have in common? They all happened to enjoy cantaloupe.

What did the husband tell his obese wife? I love you honey

roses are red violets are blue kiss my ass you god damb goe..

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What is worse than a Catholic priest being caught red handed raping 7 kids? 1. Thou shall not steal. 2. Thou shall be kindeth to thy neigbour... 3. Not attending to church is a sin... Moral: Catholic priests need to get their priorities straight... or gay, just not pedo!

What do you call a cat with no legs and an inverted anus? Nothing, you're to horrified to speak.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things. Dead babies are not funny.

What Starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

What should I name my dog?

People talk about how there grandparents was in the holocaust well my grandpa was to he died. How he fell off the guard tower.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest is a former alcoholic, and has the strength to turn around and leave.

Why couldn't the boy play catch with his dad? His Dad is dead.

Why did the small child fall off a cliff? Because it was stupid

A British man walks into a dental office.

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What did the man say to his son? Hello, son.

Whats worse than meeting kim kardashian? everything shes the hottest freakin celeb there is

-How do you pull a prank on Helen Keller? -Stick a plunger in the toilet!

Patrick is gay

How many jews can you fit in a car? However many seats there are

Who broke into the village's homes and smashed all of the vases? Link did.

what did the ruler say to the other ruler your a ruler

How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Goofy sold Pluto into slavery in exchange for the power of human speech.

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