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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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scenario: 12 men in bikinis throwing snowballs at each other in Africa. Question: Who ate all the world's giant pears? Answer: It was an allergy to noses!!

The seven dwarfs were in a sauna feeling happy. So Happy got up and left.

What did the black man say to the latino man? Nothing he was far to busy trying to get a cab to his office meeting for his board of directors do not appreciate tardiness

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree ? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was attached to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? It thought it was a monkey.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police, your wife just died

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was attached to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What did the white man hand to the mexican? His college degree because the mexican had completed all four years of college with a 4.0 GPA.

So a seal walks into a bar... ...seals can't walk.

Jacob Black and Edward Cullen show up at your house. You tell your best girl friend and she has you admitted to a psych ward because everyone knows they are fictional characters!

What do you call a man with no arms or legs after he got into a fight with his cat? You call him by his name and apologize for leaving catnip on his head.

A horse walks into a glue factory..

whats worse than your brother dying in a car accident? finding out the rest of your family was in there

Why did the basketball player shoot the ball? Because it was being mean to him

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was being chased by a pedophile.

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To retrieve his dead relatives in the middle of the street.

Q: What's the similarity between puzzles and women? A: Prior to the 1920's neither had the right to vote.

Ask me if I'm in a tree? No.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

What did Lady Gaga say to Justin Timberlake? "I love the Backstreet Boys!" Justin Timberlake Replied with a Bazooka.

Why dose not the cat bark? Because it's a cat!

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shih-tzu? Dogs are large and solid objects and therefore cannot be mixed together.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Not Steve Jobs.

Whats white, and edible? white chocolate

What did the kettle say to the pot? Nothing, inanimate objects can't talk.

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