Ask me if I'm a giraffe Are you a giraffe? Yes

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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You can lead a horse to water, but you can't put it in a basket.

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Q.What is the bigest lie in the universe? A. I have read and agree the the Terms of Service.

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Your Momma is so ugly, she got plastic surgery.

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Hollywood presents: "HELP US MARIO! THE WORLD IS BEING OVERWHELMED BY KOOPA AND HIS FORCES OF TURTLES!" "What the hell do you want me to do? I am a damn plumber, squish them? Besides they are just turtles" "Oh yeah..." Steven Spielberg: Get bay on this script, at least its much better than the first one.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, WTF is this, i gotta take a piss.

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A black man picks up his phone and calls his wife and finds out he had no wife

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

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In the beginning God created the heavens and the Earth. He then created the water, the sky, land, sea creatures, land creatures and humans. He rested.

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What's even faster than the speed of light? The speed you close out of porn when you hear someone coming into the room.

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Why Was a guy wearing Pink pants? Because He Was Gay.

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That long? I was thinking more like two hours? An hour?

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If olive oil is made of olives, calculate the mass of the sun.

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Hitler was Jewish.

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Q: What do you call a robot in a concert? A: Electric fan

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Why was the girl crying? She got kicked in the vagina

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Knock knock. Come in. Okay.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Here comes a car, It ran over m--

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Pirate ships are used by pirates.

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What did the penis say to the vagina? Nothing, genitalia can't speak.

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Where do cows go on the weekend? The slaughterhouse.

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A Black a Jew and a Pollack walk in to the bar bartender says "how may i help you gentlemen"

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Your Mom

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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