- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? A: I'm sure there are lots of things.

A penguin was waddling along one day and saw a seal.. The seal stood up and procceded to talk and jump and even twirled around... The penguin realized this was impossible for a seal to be doing this so he hopped on his unicycle and just rode home because he was going to be late for his piano recital

1,2 Freddy's Coming For You 3'4 Better Lock Your Doors 5'6 Grab Your Crucifix 7'8 Stay Up Late 9'10 Never Sleep Again Bonus 11'12 He's Gonna See You In Hell

The doctor comes out of the room and tells the new parents that there is good news and bad news. The couple says they want to hear the bad news first. The doctor says "your baby is black." The couple then ask "what is the good news?", the doctor replies "your baby is dead."

A man goes to lie down on a couch. His wife walks by and sees him, and asks, "what are you doing?" to which he replies, "lying down"

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What do you call a blond harvesting penuts a penut farmer.

Why couldn't the little boy skate? He had cancer.

Do is the Most Famous Line on youtube Answer- Do the Flop

Why did the man stay in the basement? Because he was addicted to pornography and it was tearing his family apart. Eventually he was unable to tell the diffidence between fantasy and reality and sexually assaulted his 13 year old niece.

whats stupid and likes dumb jokes? you.

the chicken whent boomand then died

Why couldn't the women drive? She was dead

what do you call four black people in a red sleeping bag? -a very snug sleeping bag as they can rarely fit more then one person comfortably

Why was jimmy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face

A man walks into a bar. Several hours later he staggers out and drives into an oncoming school bus, killing all occupants. He survives to live with the grief for the rest of his life and attempts to commit suicide several times.

If there are 3 black men as passengers in a car, who is driving? The person who is operating the vehicle.

What do you tell a girl with 2 black eyes? You should ice those to preven swelling aron the eyes

So I was talking dirty to this deaf chick right...She didn't hear me.

A priest, a rabbi and a captain are in a sinking ship. The rabbi says let's save the children. The captain says f*ck the children. The priest days do we have time.

Why did the unicorn cross the road? i dont know. unicorns arent real

What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things. Dead babies are not funny.

Whats orange and looks like an orange? An orange.

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