What's room temperature and tastes like ice cream? Melted ice cream

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Why did the black man die? Why didn't the black man die?

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What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shih-tzu? Dogs are large and solid objects and therefore cannot be mixed together.

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? The deaf man spoke no identifiable words because he could not hear what he was saying. He mumbled a few phrases in jibberish, and the blind man continued looking for his favorite brand of Ramen Noodles at his local Harris Teeter.

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How do you punish Helen Keller? Set a restriction on something she enjoys that is equal to the degree of her misbehavior.

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How are you supposed to breath with no air? um jorden sparks you dont?

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Q: Who won the fight of two black guys and a white guy? A: The black and white guy because two is better than one.

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A blonde walks into an electronics store to buy a toaster, the shopkeeper tells her that they do not serve blondes. She sues for discrimination and receives a considerable cash settlement while the shopkeeper looses his store and reluctantly works at a fast food franchise.

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How do you make a chicken fly? Throw it

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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Why was the man so unhappy. he died

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a soda. The bartender says, "We don't serve soda." The guy then says, "oh", and walks out.

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What's a golfer's favorite sandwich? Well, it depends on the golfer

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Your Momma is so ugly, she got plastic surgery.

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An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? New Kids on the Block. Wait, who?

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what do a midget and a dwarf have in common? they both die by the age of 25 due to genetic failures.

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A black guy walks into a bar with a beatiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?" The parrot was his fathers. Do to severe mental and physical illness, he can no longer take care of it. He asked his son to take it, those were his last words as he slipped into a coma

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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whats more serious than rape... the holocaust

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whats the difference between a battery and a charger

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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I scream! You scream! - You've Just Been Rapped

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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