Why did the man drop his wallet? Because his palms were sweaty from a long, happy day at the beach with his family after moving into there new home.

A guy walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks then goes home.

What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.

Knock Knock Who's There? Ram My Penis Into Ram My Penis Into Who? Me.

Bill is at a bar with a couple of his college buddies. He notices another one of his friends, Jim, who has his back faced to him, and calls him. The man turns and it is not Jim. Bill apologizes and they carry on with their lives.

Why does the jailbird sing? It makes Bubba horny.

Why is ya dad ya dad? ........ because of ya cousin

what do you call a stupid chav? Gifted

Knock knock. Hello dear. Come in.

Whats ironic about the Facebook "like" button? Nothing

what to you call a black person that flies planes? a pilot YOU RACIST

Knock Knock. Whos there? Satan.

brett is a dick

why was the black man in jail? He stole food from a store due to the fact that his family was very poor and could not afford to fend for themselves.

Q: What is black and hangs from a tree? A: Kevin Towers

Why was Johnny crying? Because... Because... Because... Because... Because... Because of the wonderful things he does.

chuck norris is meeeeean to pain.

How do magnets work?

What did the young boy get for Christmas? All his brothers belongings because his brother died

Penis

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm horny and your bodily figure is very attractive Get naked

Why was the hamster not on his wheel? Because he had a stroke.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

Why couldn't the little boy find his friend in hide and go seek He was blind

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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