Why was the black man excited when he found a $20 bill on the ground? -Anyone would be excited

Q: What is the most common question among children? A: How are babies made?

how do you upset a barber? Murder his family

Why couldn't the little boy find his friend in hide and go seek He was blind

your mom is so gay that...wrong, a homosexual women is considered a lesbian.

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

A guy is playing cod

What olympic event is Kosovo best known for getting gold? Kosovo is the world's newest country and therefore does not yet have complete international recognition.

What's better than winning at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

How does a pig go to the hospital? Through the front door.

Grapefruit.

What's hard and straight going in, and soft and sticky coming out? chewing gum

Why do witches ride on brooms? Because they have magical powers!

what to you call a black person that flies planes? a pilot YOU RACIST

What is worse than peeling a orange that is chasing a dog with raining men? Meeting johnny appleseed

A black man and a black woman are in a car, who's driving? The police.

Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? A: "E"

Roses are red, violets are blue, cheeseburger.

So a man dipped his balls in sloppy joe sauce.

What's black and white and red all over? A cow being processed

Why did the man get hit by a van? He was blind, and his guide dog was an idiot.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Obama is a black man living in a white house. TEEHEE

you just lost the game!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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