9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

Q: What did the anorexic girl do for thanksgiving? A: Nothing, she was paralyzed from a fall 2 days prior and nobody had found her yet.

roses are red violets are blue i thought i was ugly but then i met you

Happiness is just at the end of the road... Just take a look at how long that road is yeah i wouldnt even try

AVI IS A FAG

What is Chuck Norris's favorite musical theme? Tanana na na naa naa na, ta ta ta tanana na naa na ta na na.

Q: what would george washington be doing if he were alive right now? A: screaming in his grave

A guy named Dick goes into a bar and the barman says: - "hey, show my your dick" - "show you my what?" asks Dick. - "your dick!" - "oh! no, I'm shy"

onranges are orange bananas are yellow and apples are red/green ................... and im ................. PINK (lw/kc)

How do you catch a squirrel? Use a live, humane trap, and release it back into the wild afterwards.

whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A. Genetics.

What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

What does Santa get for Christmas? A shitload of work to do.

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff

What do you call a black person trying to swim? Wet.

What did the grandson inherit when his grandmother died? Nothing, they both were killed in a tragic car accident.

What is white on top and black on bottom? Society

why did the chicken cross the road? to give a doctor the cure for cancer but some ass hole ran him over

I don't get it

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waste down and had no way of feeling

I hate being bipolar, it's so awesome.

Why didn't the man kiss his wife. Because he had no lips.

What's the difference between black people and dog shit? One of them eventually turns white and stops smelling.

Why was the jewish girl happy? Her pussy was wet!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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