Four Chavs drove of a cliff today, why was a i sad? It was my car :C

robin, get in the car.

A man walks into a bar... And orders a drink

Hitler was Jewish.

Knock knock Who's there? Prost Prost who Prostitute

A Black a Jew and a Pollack walk in to the bar bartender says "how may i help you gentlemen"

What is one of the symtoms of clinical depression? Sadness.

What's better than a gold medal in the special olympics? ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what do you get if you cross a lion with a pig? nothing as the lion would more than likely end up eating the high in fat pig.

what does trondifly mean? trondify is not a real word.

What do you call a black man selling drugs? A pharmacist

Two blonds are racing. Who wins? The first one to pass he finish line.

knock knock, who's there, white, white who, white van, RUN!

CHIIIICKKIIIIIIIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why was Johnny crying? Because... Because... Because... Because... Because... Because of the wonderful things he does.

guns don't kill people. casey anthoney kills people.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Who's the cutest girl in the world? Claire Seiter.

Why did the ckicken cross the road? to kiss my ass

Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

What's better than winning at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

How does a plumber cross the street? Using his legs

What did the homeless guy do when he saw a bucket? He peed in it

A chinese man, a white man, and a black man are all driving on the freeway. They see each other and wave as they all know each other, and then they focus on the road and drive carefully.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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