What do you call a black man with scissors.? A Barber.

thumb_up thumb_down +63

Jack and Jill climb a tall hill to get some water from the well for there farther who has been working in the fields. Jack trips and hits his hell on a rock and Jill promptly calls 911 and stays with him until help arrives.

thumb_up thumb_down +59

ruddell and dodds anal

thumb_up thumb_down +57

what's the funniest anti joke? not this one

thumb_up thumb_down +55

Your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it says 300 lbs.

thumb_up thumb_down +51

Your not having a bad day, your just doing everything wrong!

thumb_up thumb_down +49

Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

thumb_up thumb_down +47

A fish swims into a wall. Says dam.

thumb_up thumb_down +47

Whats worse than getting negative 5 on your calculus test? Coming up positive on your Chlamydia test.

thumb_up thumb_down +45

What do airplanes and grapes have in common? They both have wings, except a grape doesn't.

thumb_up thumb_down +45

Q: Why did the monkey climb a tree? A: To avoid predators.

thumb_up thumb_down +45

Knock knock Whose there? you you who you know who you are

thumb_up thumb_down +43

Why did the young boy say "Fuck"? He has Tourrete's

thumb_up thumb_down +43

GRAAAAAAAAAAAR.

thumb_up thumb_down +41

Knock Knock Come in, the door's open.

thumb_up thumb_down +41

So I was talking dirty to this deaf chick right...She didn't hear me.

thumb_up thumb_down +39

Q:whats the easiest way to get crabs? A:at your local seafood market.

thumb_up thumb_down +39

How many nails does it take to build a house? As many as it takes to get the job done.

thumb_up thumb_down +37

Q: How do you get a clown to stop smiling? A: Hit it with an axe

thumb_up thumb_down +37

Friends are like trees. They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

thumb_up thumb_down +37

A man and a women have a conversation. Man: what's 2 + 2 Woman: four. Man: you're correct.

thumb_up thumb_down +37

what's the difference between ya mum and a cow? nothing. by mad james

thumb_up thumb_down +35

What do you call 10,000 lawers jumping out of a plane? A good start.

thumb_up thumb_down +35

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? Jamal

thumb_up thumb_down +35

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops