Fat people are harder to kidnap!!

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Your not having a bad day, your just doing everything wrong!

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Why did Jill fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't Jill get up? She had no legs. Why didn't anyone help Jill up? She had no friends.

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What did the priest say to the rabbi? "Hey Joe, how's the family?"

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What's the difference between a Jew and Hitler? Well, I asked you so I don't know why you said "what?".

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What's brown and sticky? -A stick.

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Bin Laden is dead.

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Why didn't the Mammoth go to school? Because his species went extinct before the development of organized education. And he's also a Mammoth.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? It didn't. It got hit by a car.

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What did the white guy say to the black guy wearing a black T-shirt? That's a very nice shirt.

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What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing. They don't live on the same continent.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side... But he got hit by a car instead, Life is full of disappointments

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What did the boy do when he was cold? Got a blanket.

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What's worse than your mother dying in a car crash? Your father dying in the same crash.

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How do you get a movie star to go out with you? Blackmail.

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A man walks into the corner of a table and bruises his leg. The bruise continues to be there for about 3 weeks.

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like my drawing of a white person?

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what's the difference between ya mum and a cow? nothing. by mad james

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Rebbeca black walked into a bar on Saturday

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If there are 3 black men as passengers in a car, who is driving? The person who is operating the vehicle.

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women's lacrosse.

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what does the doctor say to the patient. you have cancer

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Guy 1: there is this really funny knock knock joke. Ok you start. Guy 2: knock knock Guy 1: who's there Guy 2: umm what? I don't know

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Whats green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree you'll die? A pool table.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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