What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

whats difference between a bench and a mexican? a mexican isnt a bench

what do you call a dear with no I? No I dear

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Q: My mom's getting really old and It's starting to get hard to shop for her. Any ideas? A: You should get her a coffin.

Get in the van

Knock knock who's there? ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dislike me!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?", laughs at his own joke, then calls animal control.

Why did little Johnny eat his homework? Because his family is very poor and he rarely eats.

Hi my name is Burp -you can call me Bu Nice to meet you

How do you escape a vicious tiger? You cleverly create a distraction so the tiger's focus is not on you. Then, you quickly run away because the tiger doesn't know you are leaving.

Why couldn't the college student get on the internet? He can't afford a computer.

what did you call a downer in the medieval times? spazalot

What's more dangerous than bungee jumping without a rope? Getting into a car with Ben Colbert.

Whats 0+0 0

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

Busted? What the hell is going on?

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What is 10 inches long and didnt get sucked on valentines day? Whitney Houston's crack pipe.

Two black guys walk into a bar and arrest the under age drinkers

What's sad about 3 Black Guys in a Camero? It was my car...

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas. A pool.

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Why couldn't Maria play Softball? She was born without legs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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