Why couldn't the women drive? She was dead

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Why do black people cuss so much? Because f#*% you.

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A man walks into a bar. Several hours later he staggers out and drives into an oncoming school bus, killing all occupants. He survives to live with the grief for the rest of his life and attempts to commit suicide several times.

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If there are 3 black men as passengers in a car, who is driving? The person who is operating the vehicle.

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What do you tell a girl with 2 black eyes? You should ice those to preven swelling aron the eyes

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A priest, a rabbi and a captain are in a sinking ship. The rabbi says let's save the children. The captain says f*ck the children. The priest days do we have time.

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Why did the unicorn cross the road? i dont know. unicorns arent real

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So I was talking dirty to this deaf chick right...She didn't hear me.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things. Dead babies are not funny.

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Whats orange and looks like an orange? An orange.

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A horse walks into a bar...n

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First kid: my name is bob second kid: ok First kid: Now tell me what my name is?? second kid: bob First kid: HOW did you know???

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Q: What kills millions of people each year and sneaks up behind you unexpectedly? A: HIV/AIDS

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What do you call a Colombian who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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What did the man say to his son? Hello, son.

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Homosexual babies? It's a choice

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why did santa fall of the roof? Because the roof was slippery from the ice.

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why is the room so dark? because the light is not on.

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2 peanuts were walking down the street, one was a salted .. the other was raped

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A Horse walks into a bar. Bartender:why the long face? Horse:I have terminal cancer.

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What do you call a man with three arms and three legs and no nose. A highly unlikely instance that no one would believe is real.

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How do you make a baby eat his food? Make one first

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Why did the woman have sex with the man? Because she is over 18, which is above all of the legal consent ages in the United States.

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A woman gets in her car to drive.

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