Knock knock. Hello dear. Come in.

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Whats ironic about the Facebook "like" button? Nothing

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what to you call a black person that flies planes? a pilot YOU RACIST

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Q: What is black and hangs from a tree? A: Kevin Towers

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Why was Johnny crying? Because... Because... Because... Because... Because... Because of the wonderful things he does.

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how do you get a emo kid out of a tree? cut him down get it: because he was depressed and so poor that he couldn't afford a hair cut or new clothes. he also had single mother whose boyfriend sexually abused him so he was confused about his sexuality. Then people just called him "emo" and said he was acting out so they ignored him and he never gave him help when he asked for it because they said he just wanted attention so he killed himself

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brett is a dick

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Chuck Norris

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So a man rapes a little girl but rips her eyes out before he does it. In court he said the appropriate thing about this was that she could not see it cuming.

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Akshaytiger World

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Why couldn't the little boy find his friend in hide and go seek He was blind

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm horny and your bodily figure is very attractive Get naked

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How do magnets work?

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chuck norris is meeeeean to pain.

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What did the young boy get for Christmas? All his brothers belongings because his brother died

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Penis

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Looks through the peephole.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the immigrants.

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how did the turtle die? it drowned itself

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How do you stop a plane? Throw flying birds at it.

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There are two horses in a stable. They were just talking about the weather and other normal things. Suddenly, the dog ran in. "HELP, HELP!!!" The dog screamed. Farmer Brandy got stuck in the tractor!!! The horses said, "HOLY SHIT........... A TALKING DOG!!!!"

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French people

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imadewords

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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