Why was the orphan crying? His parents were dead and his future was uncertain.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Two young men ignoring societies expectations of them and instead choosing to play the sport they enjoy the most.

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timmy: a duck walks up to a lemon stand and says to the man running the stand hey... Paul: what r u talking about its duck it can't talk

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how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

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What is the most effective abstinence plan? There is none.

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Pickles

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What has 5 legs, 4 eyes, and 8 stomachs? Nothing.

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Your mom is so fat, when she sat on a lump of coal she didn't realize she sat on a lump of coal.

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What do a baker and gynecologist have in common? They can smell it, but they can't eat it.

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Knock Knock. Whos there? Death

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Why did Tommy cry? His tear glands emptied out of his eyes

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus.

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Mean while... at Jerry Sandusky's house

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A black man, an Asian man, and a white man are stranded in the wilderness after their plane crashed. The black man has a flashlight, the Asian a bottle of water, and the white man a can of beans. They put their racial differences aside to increase chance of survival but were eaten by a pack of coyotes.

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How do you know when a guy wants to have sex with you? When he rapes you

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i said why are you disliking me he said its anti joke

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Babies are like landmines; when you step on them they explode.

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Why couldn't the boy see his sick mother? Because he was blind

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What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red painting.

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what is the difference between a black person and a picnic bench? A picnic bench can support a family.

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Chuck Norris died.

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What do you get when an Asian and a black person have a baby? Black and yellow. Black and yellow. Black and yellow. :)

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What is 69? A two digit number.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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