- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man goes to lie down on a couch. His wife walks by and sees him, and asks, "what are you doing?" to which he replies, "lying down"

What do you call a blond harvesting penuts a penut farmer.

Need homeless tips? Get A Job.

whats stupid and likes dumb jokes? you.

Why did the man stay in the basement? Because he was addicted to pornography and it was tearing his family apart. Eventually he was unable to tell the diffidence between fantasy and reality and sexually assaulted his 13 year old niece.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman.

the chicken whent boomand then died

Why couldn't the women drive? She was dead

Why do black people cuss so much? Because f#*% you.

what do you call four black people in a red sleeping bag? -a very snug sleeping bag as they can rarely fit more then one person comfortably

A man walks into a bar. Several hours later he staggers out and drives into an oncoming school bus, killing all occupants. He survives to live with the grief for the rest of his life and attempts to commit suicide several times.

What do you tell a girl with 2 black eyes? You should ice those to preven swelling aron the eyes

If there are 3 black men as passengers in a car, who is driving? The person who is operating the vehicle.

Why did the unicorn cross the road? i dont know. unicorns arent real

So I was talking dirty to this deaf chick right...She didn't hear me.

A priest, a rabbi and a captain are in a sinking ship. The rabbi says let's save the children. The captain says f*ck the children. The priest days do we have time.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things. Dead babies are not funny.

A horse walks into a bar...n

Whats orange and looks like an orange? An orange.

Q: What kills millions of people each year and sneaks up behind you unexpectedly? A: HIV/AIDS

What do you call a Colombian who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

First kid: my name is bob second kid: ok First kid: Now tell me what my name is?? second kid: bob First kid: HOW did you know???

Homosexual babies? It's a choice

What did the man say to his son? Hello, son.

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