Do you like fishsticks? If so you are not a homosexual fish as fishsticks are a frozen food rather than fish genitalia.

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Poop

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Why was little Johnny sad? His parents were killed in an awful fire

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Why didn't Dave buy his wife a watch for her birthday? Because she already had one.

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Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street, Paddy says to Murphy, "Alright Murphy? How's the kids?" Murphy says to Paddy, "Not bad, thanks."

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What do you call a supporter of Barrack Obama? A welfare recipient

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Whats worse than ten babies in one bin? One baby in ten bins.

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The biggest lie on earth: I have read and agree to the terms of use.

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What do you sit on, sleep on and brush your teeth with? A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush

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Violets are red Roses are blue I scrrewed that up Now can i screw you?

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So i walk in my house after drinking that night.... my wall is green

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I used to be a schizophrenic but we're okay now

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When life gives you: High Fructose Corn Syrup,Citric Acid, Ascorbic Acid,Maltodextrin, Sodium Acid Phosphate, Magnesium Oxide, Calcium Fumarate, Yellow 5, Tocopherol, and less than 2% natural flavours... Make lemonade.

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A black guy moves in to your neighborhood. The housing values plummet due to the current economic recession.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tied to the first monkey.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? genocide whats worse than genocide? getting raped by a giant scorpion

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How do Chinese people name their kids? The couple discuss possible names and then pick the one that they feel suits the child best.

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Why couldn't sally drive her car? Because sally is a girl.

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What did the man say to the homeless child. Where's you parents?

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What's the opposite of Them Cox? Deez Nuts

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Why was the little Latino boy sad? Because his father sexually molested him earlier in the evening.

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You know those people that learned the true name of God, as God asked kindly... ...Well you know God can be nice sometimes but he actually COMMANDED they keep his name secret forever? They became the first people known as Jehova`s witnesses... JEHOVAH<<< SECRET NAME ANYBODY? So much for keeping his secret name guys! They claim that only a few thousand humans will ascend to heaven, in other words all of the JEHOVA`s witnesses... All two billions of them or something... For keeping his name (Cough JEHOVAH) secret. SUCCESS!

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A chinese man, a white man, and a black man are all driving on the freeway. They see each other and wave as they all know each other, and then they focus on the road and drive carefully.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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