What did the mushroom jock say to the mushroom nerd? your and ugly wimpy mushroom....and i am on steroids

yo mama's so ugly, it affects her self esteem.

[Enter Funny-Anti Joke Here] [Enter Retarded Answer Here]

Q: What's the similarity between puzzles and women? A: Prior to the 1920's neither had the right to vote.

i yoused to cry a little when i laughed . then i got raped by a clown.

Three blondes walk into a community college.

Why dose not the cat bark? Because it's a cat!

Knock knock Who's there? Alzhiemers guy Alzhiemers guy who? Knock knock

How did the lifegaurd break his leg? He was hit by a submarine!

Q- Why was Dan mourning the death of his wife? A- He wasn't he was mourning the death of his daughter who was killed in the same car crash as her mother.

Chuck Norris died.

Q: What word contains all the letters in the alphabet? A: A made-up word, probably.

Why couldn't the man reach the police on his phone after his leg was hacked off by a serial killer? He had AT&T as a service provider.

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

What do you call a fridge? Dorothy.

World peace

What did the mail man say to the resident? I have your mail. Now let's f*ck.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Not Steve Jobs.

cot!

Your mom

What's worst then lose 100$ Lose 101$

Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll probably just land back on earth.

A police man, doctor and stage actor walk into a bar. They're identifying the corpse of the stage actor's brother.

Freddie Mercurys teeth

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