What's big and purple? Something that's big and purple

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How do you get a blonde to drown herself? Isolate her in an aqueous environment

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GAY PEOPLE

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms or legs. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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how do you fit 100 jews in a car? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back seat, and 95 in the ash tray.

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Relax, and I do not mean as in hypnotic "relax as you do not not... Okay I used it again I am just joking" Nice, so are they like pretty doubles or not?

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Whats lemon scented and you shouldn't drink? Bleach

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What do airplanes and grapes have in common? They both have wings, except a grape doesn't.

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What did the bubble do to the wall? Nothing it is a Bubble.

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What is worse than a Catholic priest being caught red handed raping 7 kids? 1. Thou shall not steal. 2. Thou shall be kindeth to thy neigbour... 3. Not attending to church is a sin... Moral: Catholic priests need to get their priorities straight... or gay, just not pedo!

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Roses are green Violets are yellow I have mental problems Doobah haga Blakatrabbit

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A man goes to lie down on a couch. His wife walks by and sees him, and asks, "what are you doing?" to which he replies, "lying down"

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Why did the archaeologist bury his brother? Because he was dead.

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two boys break out in a verbal fight. the first boy says your so stupid youd sell a cow for a gallon of milk. the second boy replied, i agree with you 110%.

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how many fish does it take to turn on a lightbulb None, lightbulbs dont work in the ocean

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why did bully fall of his bike He was eaten by a fridge

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How can you tell if a Mexican's gay? Ask politely.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Get in the car

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Roses are red Violets are blue This line doesn't rhyme Neither does this one.

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How did the fat man die? Clogged arteries leading to a heart attack.

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Q: What is green, blue, white and red? A: They're colors

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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I'm not as random as you think i salad.

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A man walks into a bar, then he realized he didn't have any money, so he walked out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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