Busted? What the hell is going on?

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why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled yo his face.

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Ever heard about the gray pipes that ran along the walls? Those pipes transmit gas. Gas killed the jews. You sick fucker.

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What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

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Why doesn't stevie wonder play snooker? Because it's not very popular in the US.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Barrack Obama shops at Baby Gap

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what do you call a martial arts instructor with a medical degree who's name is Richard? Craig... just kidding, Richard

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What's sad about 3 Black Guys in a Camero? It was my car...

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What did the husband tell his obese wife? I love you honey

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they have an in depth understanding of astrophysics and interstellar travel.

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What did the black man, chinese man, and mexican man all have in common? They all happened to enjoy cantaloupe.

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What's big and purple? Something that's big and purple

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What's the difference between a women's running team and a band of pygmies? Quite a lot.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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Rebecca Black.

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Women

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A man goes to lie down on a couch. His wife walks by and sees him, and asks, "what are you doing?" to which he replies, "lying down"

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Why did the archaeologist bury his brother? Because he was dead.

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two boys break out in a verbal fight. the first boy says your so stupid youd sell a cow for a gallon of milk. the second boy replied, i agree with you 110%.

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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Patiant: Doctor Doctor i feel like a pair of curtains Doctor: ok Patiant: what shall i do ? Doctor: Go how and stop wasting my time

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What's the deal with airline food? It's nourishing matter that sustains life, provides energy, and promotes growth distributed by flight attendants.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it was being sexually abused by its father.

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What Starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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