What do you call a Jew on a rollercoaster? A Jew on a rollercoaster.

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Where does Frosty the Snowman keep his money? He doesn't keep it. His lifespan is too short to make significant compound intrest.

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If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples, how many pancakes can hit the roof? ...Purple!! Because aliens don't wear hats.

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Why did the cow die? Because we need meat

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair, fuzzy wuzzy had cancerand died

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A refridgerator What's white heavy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A polar bear

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Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff

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obama is a good president

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What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

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BARRACK OBAMA.............WHAT A JOKE!!!!!

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What is worse worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

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Q: What do cows do on the weekends? A: They go to the Moovies Q:What do pigs do on the weekends? A:Go Bowling

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A Jew, a Muslim and an atheist meet at the same bus station. A religious argument breaks out shortly and the three board their respective buses angry and upset. They were a really bad example of religious tolerance.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died...

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A black man picks up his phone and calls his wife and finds out he had no wife

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she didn't want to be late for work.

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Dont be silly, you know that everything is relative, and that relativity is as unlimited as the subconscious mind, give me ten more minutes, and I can hypnotize you in five minutes in order to see life in slow motion yourself for as long as you feel like. Just dont expect your body to adjust like mine, meaning that if you try to run, your brain will use its old habits while your perception is used to the slow ones... In other words, you will end up on the floor or smacking into a wall.

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber.

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guns don't kill people. casey anthoney kills people.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Where are the keys?

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