Why did Cam newton win the heisman? Wait Cam Newton won the heisman?

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Yo mama's so poor she is on welfare.

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Q: How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: I heard this joke before but I can't remember

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what's the best part about twenty three year olds? There is twenty of them

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Knock knock *silence* Knock knock *silence* KNOCK KNOCK! Hey! Can't you read the sign?! It's says "Do Not Disturb!"

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What's the similiarity between a black person and a bicycle? They both work best with chains.

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A spanish man, a french man and an italian man sat at a pub. And they realise no one can speak english properly.

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Whats the difference between a boy scout and a Jew? Boyscouts come back from camp.

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Q: How many leprechauns does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Leprechauns aren't real.

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Your mom was so stupid that she went back to school and now she is graduated with a degree.

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why did ben perve on the 5 year old girl he is a pedofile

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what did barrack obama say to the jew osama bin ladins a bitch

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why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey wahy did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it thought it was a game why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? because it had no arms why did the little girl fall off her bike? she got hit by three monkeys and a refridgerator

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What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

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A baseball player hits a home run and wins the game for his team, when he arrives back home expecting to see his mother and father, he remembers they both died in a car crash several years ago.

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A priest walks into a day care center. He calmly blesses all of the surrounding children a leaves.

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Why are all black people fast? They aren't. Some of them are slow.

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What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? They were caucasian artists.

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Want to hear the best joke ever? Me too.

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Whats the best way to take the leaves off the tree? - Cut down the tree-

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What do you call a man wearing a hockey mask and holding a chainsaw? A Lumberjack, I lied about the hockey mask

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A man walks into a Kentucky Fried Chicken I don't see anything funny about this at all. -Tag

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Roses are red violets are blue why dont u go take a shower

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Obama is a good president.

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