:(Sneeze) :Bless You :Thank You! :Mention it :Thank You!

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why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey wahy did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it thought it was a game why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? because it had no arms why did the little girl fall off her bike? she got hit by three monkeys and a refridgerator

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Why werent you at my party? Becasue there was none!

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What does the latin maid does when I tell har to clean behind the couch? Nothing, she doesn't speak English.

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How do u tourcheer a fat kid? Make him chase a dounout

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C.U.M. on guys, gay jokes arent funny

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haikus are easy but sometimes they make no sense refrigerator

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What doesn't kill you makes you...... A paraplegic

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Q:What do they call her? A: They call her love,

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what did barrack obama say to the jew osama bin ladins a bitch

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1unno;njfjk

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When Rocky teased Johnny by saying : 'Your momma is so fat , she looks like a hippo.' , He did not know Johnny's mother was suffering a terminal glandular problem combined with an agressive cancer..

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Who is pack bombs and has gum cancer? • Theo Kingdom

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How did the baby cross the road? The baby got stapled to a chicken

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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what's the best part about twenty three year olds? There is twenty of them

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What did the chilean guy told to the other chilean guy? Hola!

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What happened to the boy who got everything he ever wanted? He turned into a gluttonous and greedy adult who eagerly spent all of his money and subsequently died alone.

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Yo momma so fat, she can't preform physical exercises with proper form.

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What do you call a man wearing a hockey mask and holding a chainsaw? A Lumberjack, I lied about the hockey mask

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What did one Pokemon say to the other pokemon? We are fake.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

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A baseball player hits a home run and wins the game for his team, when he arrives back home expecting to see his mother and father, he remembers they both died in a car crash several years ago.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 new what 6 and 9 were doing.....

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