A blonde tries to kill herself cutting both her wrists.Why didn't it work? Because her boyfriend found her just in time and managed to stop the bleeding and took her to the hospital. After some years of therapy they get married and live happy together for the rest of their lives.

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haikus are easy but sometimes they make no sense refrigerator

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Q: How many leprechauns does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Leprechauns aren't real.

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Whats big white and can't climb trees? A Fridge. Whats red and bad for your teeth? A Brick.

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How did the baby cross the road? The baby got stapled to a chicken

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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Womens rights.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels for the loss of their newborn child.

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When Rocky teased Johnny by saying : 'Your momma is so fat , she looks like a hippo.' , He did not know Johnny's mother was suffering a terminal glandular problem combined with an agressive cancer..

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jack and jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water. jack fell down and broke his crown, and is now in intensive care.

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How do you make an idiot laugh? Tell him a mildly funny joke relating to bodily functions, such as defecating or passing gas.

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Q:what do you call a black bunny with five eyes? A: i don't know I have never heard of such a thing

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A man walks into a bar. He meets this attractive female. They later go to his house to have sexual intercourse. However, the man forgot to use a condom. He finds out he got AIDS. He dies twenty years later from his sexually transmitted disease.

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What would Billy Mays do if he were alive today? Yell.

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What do you call a plane full of Arab guys? Something not so good.

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:(Sneeze) :Bless You :Thank You! :Mention it :Thank You!

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why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey wahy did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it thought it was a game why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? because it had no arms why did the little girl fall off her bike? she got hit by three monkeys and a refridgerator

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 new what 6 and 9 were doing.....

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An Irishman walks into a bar. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

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Your Mother is so stupid that not only can she not peform basic mathematical sums, but she frequantly makes spelling errors

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What happened to the boy who got everything he ever wanted? He turned into a gluttonous and greedy adult who eagerly spent all of his money and subsequently died alone.

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what did the homeless man get for christmas? nothing.

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Anti Joke

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