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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What doesn't kill you makes you...... A paraplegic

Whats big white and can't climb trees? A Fridge. Whats red and bad for your teeth? A Brick.

What do you call a blonde with one leg? Heather Mills

What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? They were caucasian artists.

what did the homeless man get for christmas? nothing.

Batman and Robin are about to get into the Batmobile. What does Batman say? "Get in the car Robin."

Q:what do you call a black bunny with five eyes? A: i don't know I have never heard of such a thing

Your Mother is so stupid that not only can she not peform basic mathematical sums, but she frequantly makes spelling errors

What did the blind man say to his wife? Nothing, for he was mute too

Q; What do you call a dog? A; A dog.

Why didn't the [any object] catch on fire? Because there was water on it. Why didn't the [other object] catch on fire? Because there was water on it. [repeat ad infinitum]

Q: How many leprechauns does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Leprechauns aren't real.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 new what 6 and 9 were doing.....

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water. jack fell down and broke his crown, and is now in intensive care.

what did barrack obama say to the jew osama bin ladins a bitch

What did the priest say to the young African American male? Good to see you again Robert. That community service we did at Morris Park last Friday should give a real boost to the infrastructure of the already stellar community we live in.

Why are all black people fast? They aren't. Some of them are slow.

A man walks into a bar. He meets this attractive female. They later go to his house to have sexual intercourse. However, the man forgot to use a condom. He finds out he got AIDS. He dies twenty years later from his sexually transmitted disease.

A blonde tries to kill herself cutting both her wrists.Why didn't it work? Because her boyfriend found her just in time and managed to stop the bleeding and took her to the hospital. After some years of therapy they get married and live happy together for the rest of their lives.

What do you call a man wearing a hockey mask and holding a chainsaw? A Lumberjack, I lied about the hockey mask

C.U.M. on guys, gay jokes arent funny

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can't rhyme Refrigerator

Why is the world flat? I don't know ask the Native American who was curious enough to take his canoe, go out into the middle of the water and never come back.

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