Why did Rose throw the clock out the window? Because she's a moron.

why did bully fall of his bike He was eaten by a fridge

Whats the difference between christians and nazis? one suppressed human rights and caused millions of deaths. the others were responsible for the holocaust.

There's no "i" in tim.

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whats stupid and likes dumb jokes? you.

A boy watches as a firefighter saves a little girl from a fire and looks at his mom saying "I want to be a firefighter when i grow up mommy" The mom looks down and replies "Silly kid you're not gunna grow up you have leukemia."

what do you call a dog with no legs? doesnt matter what you call him, he aint coming!

whats small, black, and crispy? a baby in a drier

why did hannibal lector butter up the teacher? he wanted to get a good grade. he also wanted to eat her

what do you call a slave with a dream of being free? whatever his name happens to be

Why couldn't the women drive? She was dead

What happens when you mix 3 pounds of baking soda, 2 dozen cans of Mr. Pibb cola, and a live tortoise? It makes a terrible mess and your wife gets upset at you for getting the house so dirty. She refuses to clean it up.

So Mel Gibson walks into a bar, and then everyone left.

Whats worse than The Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

your mamas so old, her social security number is 1!

Did you hear the Joke about the Deaf kid? Neither did he.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

Q: Whatcha doin?? A:Ur mom. . .

what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

i said why are you disliking me he said its anti joke

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You wanna hear a JOKE !?? Justin Bieber has a DICK !!

"How come the week takes so long but the weekend goes by so fast" "Because there are five days in the week and two in the weekend"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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