what do you get if you cross a lion with a pig? nothing as the lion would more than likely end up eating the high in fat pig.

What did the dead man say at his own funeral? Nothing, he's dead...

Q: Why did the horse put on cologne? A: He wanted to smell nice.

Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris

Q: What do you call a robot in a concert? A: Electric fan

Why was the black man hanged? He was charged with piracy in the 1500s..

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

What do you call a black man selling drugs? A pharmacist

Q: What do cows do on the weekends? A: They go to the Moovies Q:What do pigs do on the weekends? A:Go Bowling

There was an old man from Limerick. He was of scottish ancestry and nearing his 76th birthday.

Why was the elderly, Asian, blond pulled over by the officer? She was, and has been completely blind since birth.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guiar who? Violin.

Two Jewish men walk into a butcher shop. They don't buy any pork because that is a fundamental dietary restriction placed upon by their religion.

i had a bowl of soup and it was 5 inches in diameter and 3 inches tall. how much soup did i eat? very little because i drank most of it

Why is Justin beaber so white? Because his mother and father both are.

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Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road?

Abraham Lincoln was the 16th Presient of the United States of America. The president to follow him was Andrew Johnson, president number 17.

whats worse then finding out your girlfriend cheated on you.. -9/11

What was the worst part when 3 Mexican men fell off a cliff? They each were active in the community and had jobs.

What's better than a gold medal in the special olympics? ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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How many teenagers does it take to change a light? 1. Unless he has some sort of disablity then probably 2.

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