ROSS G IS OBESE

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What do you call a bird with wings? Redundant.

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Why did the black guy go to jail, because he did illegal stuff.

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I always tell people " I have the heart of a child! " Then I continue "It's in a jar on my desk"

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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What do people do in France when they are hungry? Get something to eat.

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Why did the unicorn cross the road? i dont know. unicorns arent real

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I still remember the last words my grandpa said to me before he kicked the bucket. He said, "Hey. how far do you think I can kick this bucket."

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Your argument is invalid, but I will allow you your opinion nonetheless.

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go go gadget

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Q: how many Pollocks does it take to paint a house? A: 100. 99 to spin the house and 1 to hold the paint brush

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What did Sarah Palin say to her daughter on Christmas? Merry Christmas

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How is the difference between a door? Its a chicken, because they don't have wheels.

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Roses are Brown Violets are Brown I hate everyone on antijoke that steals what I write I fisted a cows butt hole.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? They threw a fridge at her.

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So two muffins are in an oven. They get baked.

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How do you fit 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to.

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Why couldn't JImmy walk to school? A:Jimmy is in a wheelchair.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why did the little girl fall down She was shot in the leg

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Why did the blind man commit suicide? Cause his wife was so ugly he went blind and become depressed a shot himself...twice.

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yo mama is so fat, she should seriously consider gastric bypass surgery, morbid obesity is extremely detrimental to one's health

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What Starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

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