What did the frog say to the beautiful sleeping princess? Ribbit

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Q: What is long and hard? A: The gun used to kill my parents.

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An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a bar. It happens frequently at UK airports.

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Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police, we found your cat's body on the side of the road.

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- How do you keep an idiot in suspense? - How? -......

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Do yo know what a decasexual is? A decasexual, as defined on various websites, is somebody who has strong physical attractions to male humans, female humans, male animals, female animals, sounds, smells, tastes, feelings, movements and objects. The term decasexual derives from the latin language, meaning "ten sexualities". Decasexuals exist everywhere.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb in your apple.

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A Jew, a Muslim and an atheist meet at the same bus station. A religious argument breaks out shortly and the three board their respective buses angry and upset. They were a really bad example of religious tolerance.

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That long? I was thinking more like two hours? An hour?

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What's the difference between black people and dog shit? One of them eventually turns white and stops smelling.

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You want to know what is worse than having a teen parent? Being a teen parent.

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what do a snake and a bird have in common? they can both fly! except for the snake.

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Why couldn't the mexican feed his family? Because a large percent of mexican immigrants in the United States do not have jobs due to dicrimination against illegal immigrants crossing the soutern border, thus rendering them more vunerable to unemployment is that is vastly present in the United States.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The holocaust.

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What is worse worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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Peas and Corn. Porn., a deer

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What did the Irisman say to the bartender? Don't know? i don't speak Irish?

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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Q: What is the difference between a black man and a Park bench? A: A park bench is an inanimate object.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died...

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What's white and comes out of a long black stick? Milk with a long black straw.

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knock, knock whos there? steve steve who? steve johnson hi steve

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Why dont dinosaurs speak english? Because a meteor hit the earth and ran them into extinction

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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