What do you call a Mexican and a Black man on the moon? Astronauts.

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Why was the boy upset? Because he has a frog stapled to his face.

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the door and put it in. How to you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the door, take out the elephant and put in the giraffe. Simba hosts an animal convention and all the animals attend except which? The giraffe. There is an alligator infested lake. How do you cross? Swim across. All the alligator are at the convention.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Q:What did the cat say to the dog? A: Meow

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Roses are green Violets are yellow Those are the wrong colors oh well who gives a shit.

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yo mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the size of the door...

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What's room temperature and tastes like ice cream? Melted ice cream

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Knock Knock No one answers....

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What did the Mexican say to the Black guy? Nice to meet you Mr. President. I'm Antonio Villaraigosa, the Mayor of Los Angeles.

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I pissed myself the other day in Harrods when I saw a Somalian boy run up to a curtain saying mummy.

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What do you cal a thousand black people swimming to Africa with a Jew under each arm? Waterboarding.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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what does chuck norris use to cut scissors? another scissor.

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Windows Vista

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Tennesse

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

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How do you keep an extraordinary magician from performing his show? Replace his shampoo with battery acid

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Knock, knock. Who's there? New Kids on the Block. Wait, who?

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Where does Frosty the Snowman keep his money? He doesn't keep it. His lifespan is too short to make significant compound intrest.

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I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I drink water!

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What's the difference between and onion and a dead baby? There is a big difference.

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What did the black man say to the jewish man? Hello.

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robin, get in the car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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