Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's blind? No, because he's dead

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Why did little Susie light herself on fire? Answer: She wanted to be warm

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why was the cow laying down? because little johnny shot him with a 50 calliber

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imadewords

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How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? 17

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What do u call a gay guy with a long dik Dickgimme a lick

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To hold their pants up.

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Whats the difference between a cobra and the hulk? One is my penis and the other one is a cobra.

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Quit repeating the damn jokes you jackasses it ruins the laughter. Like if you agree.

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A man walks to a bar. He drinks too much and dies. His family is informed later that evening.

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A fellow walks into a bar very down on himself, so he goes into the bathroom and hang himself from the pipes.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

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Q: What's worse than being fat? A: Getting even fatter than u already are. :o

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If anybody wants a free RuneScape account, the username is Antbongton and the password is fluckaduck

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Jesus Christ walks into a Hotel.. he hands the Inn keeper 3 nails and says " Hey..can you put me UP for the night?"

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I walked into town today and bumped into a butcher, a baker and a candlestick maker. It meant nothing to me because I was never read nursery rhymes as a child due to my parents both dying before I was conceived

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Q:"Wanna Here a Joke?" A:"Yea Sure" Q:"Why can't Stevie Wonder read?" A:"Umm....because he's blind?" Q:"No, because he's black."

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What did the cow say to the other cow? How should i know? Go ask them.

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Sarah Palin is President

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i felt like burning some calories so i lit a fat kid on fire

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You want to hear a joke? Democract

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What couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

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Knock knock? Who's there? The WNBA. LOL

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Why did the cow cross the road?..I didn't know the intentions of the cow, but an elderly woman in an automobile experienced a collision with the animal that ended not only the life of the cow but of the elderly woman as well.

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