- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots his virgin

What's worse than losing your job? Getting thrown into the sun.

What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead black guy in the road? It doesn't matter, I cried after both

What is worse than falling into a pit of needles? being lit on fire and then falling into a pit of needles I imagine

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok.

Why was 9 afraid of 1? Because when dialed together, an emergency call was most likely coming and 9 is very sensitive to those types of moments

there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

knock knock. whos there?(haha ive never made my own joke before) Nick Nick who? Nick Saghir Oh, come in. Would you like some cookies?

What's the best part about a birthday cake? Eating it.

What flys? A fly

What do you call a dog with no legs? You don't, it won't come.

Why can't Billy ride the bicycle? Billy's a fish.

What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? Mittens

what do you call a dear with no I? No I dear

You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

Hi my name is Burp -you can call me Bu Nice to meet you

Why did little Johnny eat his homework? Because his family is very poor and he rarely eats.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny and frankly, I do not see why people think they are so funny.

What's black, over twelve inches long, and has a hard time fitting in tight spaces? my double stroller.

What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, D1ck in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

Yo mamma is so fat, when Dracula bit her, he got type 2 diabetes.

Busted? What the hell is going on?

why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled yo his face.

Ever heard about the gray pipes that ran along the walls? Those pipes transmit gas. Gas killed the jews. You sick fucker.

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