Knock knock, Knock knock jokes aren't funny.

Why did the man die? He jumped of a bridge and then got run over by a train.

What is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans

What does a person that is fasting get for Christmas? Food.

Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

Why dont dinosaurs speak english? Because a meteor hit the earth and ran them into extinction

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a convicted rapist.

What is worse worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

Peas and Corn. Porn., a deer

what do you get if you cross a lion with a pig? nothing as the lion would more than likely end up eating the high in fat pig.

What's so funny about a heart attack? It's not kidney failure..

What is laying in the corner of the living room of an abandoned house and keeps getting smaller over the years? A decaying baby left there by a crack-head.

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You know George Washington? He died.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, cheeseburger.

Why did the man say how was your day? because it was the end of the day

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What's wrong with four black people in a cadillac driving off a cliff? The Cadillac holds 5

A boss walks into a bar and hires the first man he sees. He fires everyone else, no matter what their occupation.

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