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Yo mamma so fat that she was chosen to be a contestant on the Biggest Loser and we are all so proud of the amount of weight she has lost.

What is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans

Why did the man die? He jumped of a bridge and then got run over by a train.

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

What does a person that is fasting get for Christmas? Food.

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a convicted rapist.

Why dont dinosaurs speak english? Because a meteor hit the earth and ran them into extinction

What is worse worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

What's so funny about a heart attack? It's not kidney failure..

what do you get if you cross a lion with a pig? nothing as the lion would more than likely end up eating the high in fat pig.

What is laying in the corner of the living room of an abandoned house and keeps getting smaller over the years? A decaying baby left there by a crack-head.

You know George Washington? He died.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb in your apple.

what do a snake and a bird have in common? they can both fly! except for the snake.

What's orange and doesn't bounce? A flat basketball

Why is the little boy crying on the side of the street? He fell and skinned his knee.

Did you know Dr Pepper isn't really a doctor?