Why did the blonde buy a condom? Because she had a penis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it was being sexually abused by its father.

Patrick is gay

People talk about how there grandparents was in the holocaust well my grandpa was to he died. How he fell off the guard tower.

cms.......?????

A British man walks into a dental office.

How many jews can you fit in a car? However many seats there are

What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night to see your TV floating in midair? "I should probably lay off the hallucinogens."

Whats worst than being attacked by a tiger? Being attacked by 2 tigers.

What do you call a man that likes fishsticks? His name

Why do black people cuss so much? Because f#*% you.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a piece of toast.

how do u get a nun off the bottom of a cruise ship you untie her

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

How many blondes does is take to screw a man? one and a condem

Knock Knock. Whos there? Death

how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

Your mom is so fat, when she sat on a lump of coal she didn't realize she sat on a lump of coal.

A bar walks into your mother.

Stevie wonder walks across the road without looking both ways.

What's worse than a School Bus accident? The Holocaust.

Why do cows have tails? Because my pet rock stopped breathing.

whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? the wheelchair

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? They threw a fridge at her.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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