GRAAAAAAAAAAAR.

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how many fish does it take to turn on a lightbulb None, lightbulbs dont work in the ocean

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A man goes to lie down on a couch. His wife walks by and sees him, and asks, "what are you doing?" to which he replies, "lying down"

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What Starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

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Human is to breast as breast is to nipple as nipple is to milk as milk is to HIV as HIV is to AIDS as AIDS is to death as death is to heaven or hell as heaven or hell is to Jesus or the Devil as Jesus is to God as God is to the Universe

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Knock knock (No one is home)

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Uh, erm, uh...I don't know.

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What do you tell a girl with 2 black eyes? You should ice those to preven swelling aron the eyes

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Adam Sandler.

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cms.......?????

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RULES: #1) have fun #2) safety first

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Roses are blue, Roses are red. Give me your money, Or I'll cut off your head.

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People talk about how there grandparents was in the holocaust well my grandpa was to he died. How he fell off the guard tower.

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Patrick is gay

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Yo momma's so fat and thank god because I'm a chubby chaser.

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It is green and it is attached to a fence? Green paint

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Why did the woman drop her baby? she had a stroke.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get surgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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How many jews can you fit in a car? However many seats there are

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so he says "aaahhh". then i threw a fridge at him

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What happened to the latino and asian man in math class when they had a test? They both recieved exceptional scores as they both helped each other study the night before.

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You wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? I slipped in mud. Wanna hear an even dirtier joke? Bubbles is a guy..

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Two young men ignoring societies expectations of them and instead choosing to play the sport they enjoy the most.

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Why do black people cuss so much? Because f#*% you.

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