everyone's always talking about the emperor's clothes, don't they know this is murica

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what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? You shouldn't eat Jews, unless your a cannibal for which you should seek psychological help.

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An attractive naked woman walks into a bar. Everyone is surprised, and all the straight men, gay women and bi-sexual men and women in the bar are sexually aroused.

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What is funnier than 9 black fellas dead in a trashbin? 1 black fella dead in 9 trashbins.

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The glass is half an hour.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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-What's a real anti joke? -This.

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Why Do Indians Not Like Snow? Because it is white and on their land

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guns don't kill people. casey anthoney kills people.

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Why does the jailbird sing? It makes Bubba horny.

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What did the penis say to the vagina? Nothing, genitalia can't speak.

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Yo mamma so fat that she was chosen to be a contestant on the Biggest Loser and we are all so proud of the amount of weight she has lost.

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Why is Obama's name Obama? Obama

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why was the man masturbating? his wife needed a break

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What is black and white and green and red and purple and orange and magenta and brown and yellow all at the same time? Can you tell me? Cause I've got no clue.

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So a man rapes a little girl but rips her eyes out before he does it. In court he said the appropriate thing about this was that she could not see it cuming.

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whats short and has spots? A mouse with the chicken pocks.

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when life gives you 100 reasons to cry, you should cry. you're lucky you haven't killed yourself at this point

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what do you get when you cross do you get when you cross a banana and a monkey? one happy monkey

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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I love you Itachi Uchiha, please let me lick ice cream off of your body and oh crap you're an anime character and not real never mind

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Why can't stars marry? Because they are masses of incandescent gas and thus have no feelings.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape her abusive father

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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