What is worse than getting a paper cut? Your whole family dying to MERS in Peru before you were old enough to remember any of them.

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Hey

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Your Mama is so stupid She shot herself by accident and died. Your family has not stopped mourning since

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Not the World Trade Center.

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Whats worse than living with cancer? Dieing of cancer.

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who eats pencils asians

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Women Voting

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When life gives you: High Fructose Corn Syrup,Citric Acid, Ascorbic Acid,Maltodextrin, Sodium Acid Phosphate, Magnesium Oxide, Calcium Fumarate, Yellow 5, Tocopherol, and less than 2% natural flavours... Make lemonade.

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why did the small child drop his icecream? he was hit by a bus

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What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

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What do you call a supporter of Barrack Obama? A welfare recipient

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why was the cow laying down? because little johnny shot him with a 50 calliber

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the guy below me is gay

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A mexican goes to an ATM.

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting thrown into the sun.

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whats difference between a bench and a mexican? a mexican isnt a bench

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Your mom is so poor, she contributes to the high unemployment of the country and didn't even have enough money to feed her family so Social Services came in and took them away

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Statutory Rape.

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What flys? A fly

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The man from Poland was so dumb he was eligible to live in a supervised group home.

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Hello

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Your brother is so ugly that sometimes he gets teased at schools and comes home crying.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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c+t+c?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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