Roses are red Violets are blue This line doesn't rhyme Neither does this one.

-How do you pull a prank on Helen Keller? -Stick a plunger in the toilet!

Patrick is gay

What did the man say to his son? Hello, son.

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Who broke into the village's homes and smashed all of the vases? Link did.

what did the ruler say to the other ruler your a ruler

How many jews can you fit in a car? However many seats there are

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a piece of toast.

What happened to the dying kangaroo? He died What animal is not in the lion king? Kangaroo --why? Because he died...

What do you call a Colombian who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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Knock Knock. Whos there? Death

yo mama so fat, she wheres glasses to see better!

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how do u get a nun off the bottom of a cruise ship you untie her

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus.

What begins with "f" and ends with "uck"? A curse word.

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Your mom is so fat, when she sat on a lump of coal she didn't realize she sat on a lump of coal.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Who are you?

Jacob Black and Edward Cullen show up at your house. You tell your best girl friend and she has you admitted to a psych ward because everyone knows they are fictional characters!

Why do cows have tails? Because my pet rock stopped breathing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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