Q.What does chuck norris eat as breakfast? ans.FOOD

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French people

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What's wrong with four black people in a cadillac driving off a cliff? The Cadillac holds 5

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What's better than Justin Bieber's new hit single, "Baby"? Everything

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Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

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What is worse than getting a paper cut? Your whole family dying to MERS in Peru before you were old enough to remember any of them.

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Sex. That is all.

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did you know the leading cause of funerals is death?

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog.

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What did the man do when he saw the dog? Ran it over

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How many apples fit in a garbage bag? I actually don't know. I was asking you.

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What do you call a teacher that gets wasted? A wasted teacher.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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roses are red violet are blu--- blue? violets are violet! weird, isn't it?

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Will you marry me?

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Hummer.

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A black man walks into a bar and see's a mexican bartender. He orders some vodka.

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The WNBA

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What does Obama and Darth Vader Have in Common? Nothing. Darth Vader is not a real person and thus cannot be compared to the president of the UNited States.

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Why didn't the boy eat peanut butter? He had Arachibutyrophobia.

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs? A: Russell

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Why did the lady spill her coffee? The waiter accidently ran into her and then apologized.

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how does a zookeeper build a snowman. same as everyone else

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What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, D1ck in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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