- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a convicted rapist.

Why dont dinosaurs speak english? Because a meteor hit the earth and ran them into extinction

what do you get if you cross a lion with a pig? nothing as the lion would more than likely end up eating the high in fat pig.

Peas and Corn. Porn., a deer

What's so funny about a heart attack? It's not kidney failure..

What is worse worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

You know George Washington? He died.

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Write your own pointless joke on http://pointless-jokes.tk

I have read the Terms of Service.

What is laying in the corner of the living room of an abandoned house and keeps getting smaller over the years? A decaying baby left there by a crack-head.

how do you upset a barber? Murder his family

What's wrong with four black people in a cadillac driving off a cliff? The Cadillac holds 5

Why did the man say how was your day? because it was the end of the day

Roses are red, violets are blue, cheeseburger.

nine...eleven

A boss walks into a bar and hires the first man he sees. He fires everyone else, no matter what their occupation.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno, that's why I asked you.

what do you do when a woman tells you no? cut her tongue out

When practicing the art of origami and the berrilium dialates, how many quince pies does it take to calculate a tree? Tricycle

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