Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its coop was on fire.

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ive got 99 problems and my diabetes is one of them

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Why did the woman make a sandwich? She was hungry

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Your Mom

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A boy goes into Mourne View and meets a girl what happens next? He's now a father living off of the dole.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I own a lawn mower Can you swim?

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women leaving the kitchen

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Why did the woman hate waiting in line? Two reasons really: almost an entire day had passed since her last intake of non-prescription drugs plus she was generally apprehensive that the witness would identify her.

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Geuss what? Bob is wide awake and he likes strawberries but he didn't have any strawberries so he ate a hamburger but fred wanted a hamburger but bob ate it so he just ate bob but bob was wide awake so he saw fred eating him so he called the pigs to come and eat fred because pigs eat anything but the pigs had already eaten their daily freds so they ate bob because they hadn't already eaten their daily bob but fred had already eaten bob so they got angry at fred so they just ate him anyway but then they got fat so a wolf ate them but then some hunters killed the wolf and ate it so they are actually eating a hamburger because the wolf ate the pigs and the pigs ate fred and fred ate bob and bobb ate a hambuger but he actually likes strawberries.

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cory is gay

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What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

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Bert: Hey, what you got there? Sal: Nothing.

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MICHAEL

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Chayton

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What do you call a gay African American Jewish German flight attendant who is addicted to many hard drugs? His name.

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Yo mama is so fat that you are constantly ridiculed by the local kids and constantly hope that the obesity isn't hereditary.

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Q: Why did the horse put on cologne? A: He wanted to smell nice.

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Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris

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What did the dead man say at his own funeral? Nothing, he's dead...

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what do you get if you cross a lion with a pig? nothing as the lion would more than likely end up eating the high in fat pig.

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Q: What do you call a robot in a concert? A: Electric fan

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Why was the black man hanged? He was charged with piracy in the 1500s..

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What do you call a black man selling drugs? A pharmacist

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Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

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Anti Joke

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