what happens when you mix a black guy and a Mexican? nothing, it is physically impossible to "mix" people.

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Hellen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it ERRMMMMM UAHHHHHHHH...

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Q: What's the point? A: .

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Why did phil krahn go to the store? To get one of those suits

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

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Why was Ray Charles always smiling? because he was a happy guy

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Hi! This is Richard Young, I'll take it from here Ms.Mcgruder, lets find a quiet place to talk about this, e.c. at 5:00 p.m. tomarrow.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Say, "Wake up!"

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Happiness is just at the end of the road... Just take a look at how long that road is yeah i wouldnt even try

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ive got 99 problems and my diabetes is one of them

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Scenario: 2 guys with big feet and a camels Anus are hiking on Mount Everest with a set of elephants dildos Man 1: what's the difference between a Volkswagen and a clock? Man 2: what? Man 1: you can't toboggan of a green house roof with a tub of Vaseline and a ostrich party on lady gaga's Anus

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Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was on his way to a friends house, after being kicked out yet again because his parents are homophobes and can't come to terms with his sexual preferences. When he got there, his friend was already asleep and he had to sleep in the gutter. He then got a cold and died because his immune system had been weakened by aids. His parents still didn't accept him, and didn't go to his funeral.

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My friends are like trampolines I have none

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Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers have no feelings.

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I cut my pubes, Now they itch a lot.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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What happened to the jew? He got shoved in an oven.

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern pornography collections.

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why wouldn't the printer print? because it had no ink.

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how many gay men can you fit on a barstool 1

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar.... Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece? Man 1: Were the hell did you come from? Homo-sexual Panda: My mother's uterus same as you, retard.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Methodist minister were playing golf. The Priest won by one stroke.

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why cant blondes water ski.......... because whenever they split their legs they feel somthing wet

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