ROSS G IS OBESE

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What walks on four legs in the morning, two in the afternoon, and one in the evening? A dog that plays in traffic all day.

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what is funnier then a man with AIDS? -nearly anything as AIDS is a serious medical condition and could be potentially lethal

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to.

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What happened to the latino and asian man in math class when they had a test? They both recieved exceptional scores as they both helped each other study the night before.

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Do you know karate, shorty? Or are those bruises from an abusive father?

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How do you get a black man off a swing? ask him.

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Yo mommas so stupid, she got raped.

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how many jews did hitler kill during the holocaust? too many jews

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Babies are like landmines; when you step on them they explode.

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Q:What are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

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How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Who knows? They all just sit and bitch about it.

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whats worse the being in a car crash? finding out that your mother and father were in the other car and were fatally injured.

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What did the white man hand to the mexican? His college degree because the mexican had completed all four years of college with a 4.0 GPA.

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whats worse than bitting into a apple a finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just killed noddy who was hiding in ur apple

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Q:whats yellow and flys through walls A:A magical Banana

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What is a ghost's favorite dessert? Nothing. Ghosts do not exist, thus they cannot eat dessert.

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How many Coldplay members can you fit in a car? All of them, the standard car has four seats or more. Coldplay has 4 members so it makes perfect logical sense

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Stevie wonder walks across the road without looking both ways.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Get in the car

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A man claims to own a talking dog. A skeptic approaches the man and his dog and asks for a demonstration. The man asks his dog, "How does sandpaper feel?" The dog says, "Ruff!" The skeptic is not convinced. The man then asks his dog, "Who is the greatest baseball player of all time?" The dog, who like all dogs cannot fully comprehend human speech, proceeds to lick his balls.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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How many no-armed amputees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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