Why did the baby cross the road. It was stapled to the chicken.

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What do you get when you kill a black man? The death penalty.

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From SpongeBob SquarePants "Hey Patrick, wanna know what's funnier than 24??" - SpongeBob "What?" - Patrick " 25!!!!" - SpongeBob There are a lot of things that are funnier than 24 though.

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Why did the little girl fall down She was shot in the leg

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What Starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

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Do you know why your mom is so bold? Becaus she's got cancer

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuse 7 was a convicted serial killer. >----->

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Amputations.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The police then give the S.W.A.T the signal, bust down the door, and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door was Carlos Pedrouez, a serial killer, meth addict who has been apart of the Arizona sex slave trade for over a decade. The world can now sleep softly. The door was also red.

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What did the black man say to the other black man? Nothing, he was recently involved in a terrible car accident which he barely survived but lost the function of speech and was paralysed from the neck downwards. He is constantly in pain and desperately wants someone to kill him but has no way of communicating this so is forced to wait until his natural death.

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Why did the little boy die? Because he had cancer.

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A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The shark replies i dont have cancer just a terrible drinking problem.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Never said that friend, anyway I got to put this down, people are asking why I am typing anti jokes. Well, they should all know how much I love spamming by now. ;). Now, you better do not have someone hack this site, it will be a hell of a lot easier explaining this, if this information is not recovered much later, days after getting hacked away. Give it three months, half a year or so, and I will contact you if you like. Have a nice day.

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Wy did Bryan eet his Dumbelllle? Anderson fell asleep again

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knock knock your gay

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy

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The economy sucks. REM broke up. A man killed himself.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Get in the car

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you know what they say about people with big feet, they have big feet...

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whats the difference between a black person , spook and a porchmoney.... there is none there all stupid stinky n-ag-ger-s

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What did the dead baby say to his mother? Nothing. He's dead.

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Whoa! A talking carrot!

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