brett is a dick

Justin Bieber is a talented singer.

Yo moma is so fat. yep.

A handicapped man rolls into a bar. He buys a drink, talks for a while, and rolls out.

Your Mama's so fat she need some serious medication treating overweight.

I asked the librarian for a book on suicide. She said "I'm sorry we don't have those in stock." So I just hung myself.

What did the African boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he celebrates Kwanza.

what do you call a shoe with legs? roadrunners.

what the orphan boy get for christmas? Not his parents

I just found out that you can dislike or like something by clicking the thumbs up or down

Your momma's so fat she has fat rolls on her stomach.

What is brown and sticky? A masturbating Negro.

In Capitalist America, bank robs you!

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Knock knock. Hello dear. Come in.

I don't always finish my sentences but when I do...

My butt!!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours being in a zoo But don't worry I'll be there too Behind the bars, laughing at you

Knock knock. Come in.

LOOP IN ARE FOR TOYUIL!!!!! HAR HAR HAR!!!!!!!! MOY SAY UHJIN LAK WAQUI SAMPA!!!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOLOLOLOL IT IS SO FUNNY TO JOKE ABOUT!

Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's blind? No, because he's dead

whats worse then biting into a worm and finding an apple??? getting raped up the butt by a giant tiger!

How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? 17

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