How many apples fit in a garbage bag? I actually don't know. I was asking you.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Hummer.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ben. Oh hi! come in.

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Will you marry me?

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A black man walks into a bar and see's a mexican bartender. He orders some vodka.

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The WNBA

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Why couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs? A: Russell

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Why didn't the boy eat peanut butter? He had Arachibutyrophobia.

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Do you know how I know that you're gay? You told me you are gay.

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Knock Knock. Who the hells there? Nevermind.

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Why did the lady spill her coffee? The waiter accidently ran into her and then apologized.

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how does a zookeeper build a snowman. same as everyone else

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What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, D1ck in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

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Roses are black biolets are black I colorblind

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Joke.

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your moms so fat... she ways like 300 pounds.

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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Why did the black man win the race? Because he was talented and hardworking.

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So this guy tells me he hasn't had a bite in weeks. So i bought him lunch.

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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Why cant Michael Jackson take flying lessons? Because he overdosed on pain killers, and is now dead.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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