Why did the man walk into a bar? I don't know? Ask him. by Burflared

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head.

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but you're getting too close And I'm about to file a restraining order, so back up, maybe?

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the necessary mental ability or muscle structure to complete said task.

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If you're a man, why don't you want to drop the soap in prison? The shower floors are disgusting and carry bacteria. No way would any person -- man or woman -- want to touch it.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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Roses are red violets are blue I have a pie would you like some?

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Why did the lemming jump off a cliff? Because he was suicidal.

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What did the man tell his parents after having sex with another man? A. I am gay.

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How did Hitler die? He saw his gas bill

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Why is the little boy crying on the side of the street? He fell and skinned his knee.

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Hitler was Jewish.

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I like my women like I like my coffee... Without a penis.

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who smells? •Liam

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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My friend may look like a circle but..... ......He's actually a square.......

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Why did the cow die? Because we need meat

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what do you call a diver with no arms and no legs? a bobber

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R2-D2 is quite possibly the most vulgar character on the set of Star Wars. Every word he says is bleeped out.

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What do you call a mouse that sings? Justin Bieber

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What does a person that is fasting get for Christmas? Food.

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What do you call a black man selling drugs? A pharmacist

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Do you wanna build a snowman? Person: do you wanna live * or nah

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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