A man farted. Another man walked away.

How do you stop a train? Throw a fridge at it.

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Pavel Novak

So a man dipped his balls in sloppy joe sauce.

What is an anti-joke? This is.

What do you call a gay dinosaur? a mega sore ass

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? ...an owl with a bungee cord.

what the orphan boy get for christmas? Not his parents

What's more annoying than Minion quotes? That the girl in the basement keeps screaming for help.

I just found out that you can dislike or like something by clicking the thumbs up or down

Your Mother is so pretty that she does not need make-up.

you just lost the game!

TRUE COMEDY: "HOW ABOUT THAT AIRLINE FOOD!"

What is red, and bucket shaped? A red bucket.

How many black guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None can, since noone can work together because they cant see eachother.

What happened september 11th, 2001 It was my first time snorkoling in Hawaii

What's better than Justin Bieber's new hit single, "Baby"? Everything

JESSSSIICCCCCAAAAAA!

killing a baby and putting it in one bucket is one thing... but killing a baby and putting it in ten buckets is just insensitive

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

whats worse then biting into a worm and finding an apple??? getting raped up the butt by a giant tiger!

Asians

your mom is so fat she died of brain cancer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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