- Anti Joke

A Jew, a Muslim and an atheist meet at the same bus station. A religious argument breaks out shortly and the three board their respective buses angry and upset. They were a really bad example of religious tolerance.

What is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans

what do you get if you cross a lion with a pig? nothing as the lion would more than likely end up eating the high in fat pig.

Where did John go after the explosion? Everywhere.

knock knock, who's there, white, white who, white van, RUN!

CHIIIICKKIIIIIIIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why was Johnny crying? Because... Because... Because... Because... Because... Because of the wonderful things he does.

guns don't kill people. casey anthoney kills people.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she didn't want to be late for work.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

How does a plumber cross the street? Using his legs

Who's the cutest girl in the world? Claire Seiter.

q: Why does my grandpa climbs a phone pole with a bag of bananas? a: He likes to climb and he might get hungry.

Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

What's better than winning at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why did the ckicken cross the road? to kiss my ass

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff

A Black a Jew and a Pollack walk in to the bar bartender says "how may i help you gentlemen"

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, hes Jewish.

Hitler was Jewish.

A man walks into a bar... And orders a drink

Knock knock Who's there? Prost Prost who Prostitute

What do you call a black man selling drugs? A pharmacist

what does trondifly mean? trondify is not a real word.