What do a grape and a spider have in common? Both have 8 legs..... Except for the grape.

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Q: what would george washington be doing if he were alive right now? A: screaming in his grave

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was in the oven

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why did the old woman die? Because she was too old to live

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartneder says, "Wow, buddy, you look awful. What's wrong?" The guy responds, "My life is a joke."

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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Roses are penis Violets are penis I like penis Penis

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How did shaniqua fall of the hill? because the diabito truck ran her over

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How did Hitler die? He saw his gas bill

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A whale walks into a bar, everyone says Hey, Ashely!

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My mom.

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Q: What do cows do on the weekends? A: They go to the Moovies Q:What do pigs do on the weekends? A:Go Bowling

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Knock Knock. Whos there? Satan.

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Whats worse than getting in a 30 MPH car accident? Getting in a 40 MPH car accident.

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Why did the cow die? Because we need meat

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Osama Bin Laden dies.

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Did you know Dr Pepper isn't really a doctor?

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Yo mamma so fat that she was chosen to be a contestant on the Biggest Loser and we are all so proud of the amount of weight she has lost.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guiar who? Violin.

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what do a snake and a bird have in common? they can both fly! except for the snake.

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What's orange and doesn't bounce? A flat basketball

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Why is the little boy crying on the side of the street? He fell and skinned his knee.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb in your apple.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a wolf that eventually killed and ate it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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