- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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crime in multi story is wrong on so many levels!

What did mr. Mackey say to his class. It's easy mkay

The doctor comes out of the room and tells the new parents that there is good news and bad news. The couple says they want to hear the bad news first. The doctor says "your baby is black." The couple then ask "what is the good news?", the doctor replies "your baby is dead."

A blonde's house is on fire so she calls the fire department and they ask her how to get there. She gives them the address, but they hear her wrong and she dies a horrible fiery death.

A welsh guy walks into a pub. This something any average guy would do.

What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

Why is Ellen so funny? Because she is a comedian.

Why did Billy get a 102% on his Algebra test? He got all of the questions correct including the bonus question. Oh, and he slept with the teacher.

Q:What did the policemen say to the other policemen? A:Safe

Girl: Do you like me :D Boy: No Girl: =( Boy: You didn'y ask me if i loved you Girl: :D Do you love me Boy: Naw

What did the vapyre eat for dinner? Nothing, they dont exist.

Person 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Person 2: Sure! Person:1: That was the joke... You missed it!!!!!

Why was johny late to school? He died

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Your landlord, clear out your stuff by tuesday"

Q:whats the easiest way to get crabs? A:at your local seafood market.

What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter what you call him. He won't come.

how do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What is brown and sticky?

there are 2 black guys and a spanish guy in a car. who is driving? a sober, US citizen over the age of 16

A priest, a rabbi and a captain are in a sinking ship. The rabbi says let's save the children. The captain says f*ck the children. The priest days do we have time.

How do you know when there's a terrorist in an airport? There's a camel in the parking lot.

What did the robot do when a person was shot? Nothing, it wasn't programmed for that situation.

If John has 32 candy bars and he eats 28, whAt does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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