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Why couldn't the mexican feed his family? Because a large percent of mexican immigrants in the United States do not have jobs due to dicrimination against illegal immigrants crossing the soutern border, thus rendering them more vunerable to unemployment is that is vastly present in the United States.

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What is the diffrence between a strait guy and a gay guy? The strait guy gets into heaven.

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you will die someday

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Knock, knock. Come in!

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What happens when you eat all the strawberries? They are GONE...

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Roses are red, violets are blue, cheeseburger.

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How do you get a dead baby out of a blender? Doritos.

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What do you throw a drowning guitarist? An emergency floatation device.

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A jew, an Arab, and A Scientist walk into a bar. The arab self explodes and kills them all

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penis

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Who's the cutest girl in the world? Claire Seiter.

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Roses are black, violets are black, i am blind!

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What's the difference between a ferrari and a sack of babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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What happened to Alice? She fell down a big hole and broke her neck.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

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Q: Why did the young boy run away from girls and screamed that they had cooties? A: That's what little boys do. He also has an abusive home life

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Religion

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Then what's your favorite team little white guy?

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What did the pig say after having sex? "Oink".

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Q: Whats funnier than Ryan Vallee? A: The death of your family -RDV

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What Mary short for? Due to the fact she has no legs, on account of the flesh eating she contracted after a visit to argentina thanks to the make-a-wish foundation. Mary also has cancer

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YOU IS DUM

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If a dyslexic man walks into a bar, check your notes. You told the joke wrong.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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