On the last day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... A letter saying she had gone bankrupt, as she had spent all her money buying me 12 pear trees, 35 golden rings, hiring maids and pipers and etc. for over 100 hours, and an innumerable amount of animals.

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Yo Mama is so ugly she wears a mask on halloween

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A police man, doctor and stage actor walk into a bar. They're identifying the corpse of the stage actor's brother.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb in your apple.

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whats worss than getting a papercut gohnnarea

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Why is Chuck Norris' beard so great? because he grooms it daily.

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What did Jesus say to the Easter Rabbit? Nothing, it ran off before he could say anything. They're so skiddish, those pesky rabbits...

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WHY DID THE KID RID HIS BRICK HE WAS BLIND

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Poopsack Jones

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two muffins are in an oven. 30 min. later i ate a delicious treat.

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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How do you catch a squirrel? Use a live, humane trap, and release it back into the wild afterwards.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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call of duty is how they say it, calla duty is how we say it...

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what did one mexican say to the other Hi.

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-Knock Knock -Who is it? -Your father, i forgot my keys.

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I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

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A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. He says, "I am what I am." The white guy says, "yes." The black guy says, "why did you say yes?" If he was black he would have said, "I is what I is.":):):):):):):):)<3

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If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? It is an assessment intended to measure the respondents' knowledge or other abilities.

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An attractive naked woman walks into a bar. Everyone is surprised, and all the straight men, gay women and bi-sexual men and women in the bar are sexually aroused.

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Me: do u you want to here a joke You: ya Me: Woman's rights

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Guess what's funny? People voting for their own Anti joke.

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Q: What do cows do on the weekends? A: They go to the Moovies Q:What do pigs do on the weekends? A:Go Bowling

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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