If through some strange space-time paradox, Chuck Norris ever had to fight himself, Chuck Norris would-- What am I saying, that would never happen!

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KIMBERLEY HONEY

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What's so funny about an anti-joke? Nothing.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing because muffins can't talk. The other muffin replied, 'What an odd conversation starter!'

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Q: What's the longest word in the dictionary? A: According to the Oxford English Dictionary (second edition), it is "Pseudopseudohypoparathyroidism."

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How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

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How do you kill a blond wearing a hat? Shoot her in the face.

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I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned

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I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this dock and it makes me wana quack like what the hell is THAT!

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Obama is a black man living in a white house. TEEHEE

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Make an effort in life whenever you want. Fight trough life when you got no other choice.

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What do the Wizard of Oz, Popeye and my sweaty, fat asshole all have in common? The letter O.

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What did the Ethiopian get for christmas? Hepatitis B.

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Why did the mother have an abortion? Because she thought it would best financially for her current family.

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What is more tragic than a nice day wasted? Obesity.

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Your Mama's so fat she need some serious medication treating overweight.

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how do you spell ugly ? U G L Y.

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What do you throw a drowning guitarist? An emergency floatation device.

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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Poop

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Knock Knock Come in

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

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Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

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A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots his virgin

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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