How do you escape a vicious tiger? You cleverly create a distraction so the tiger's focus is not on you. Then, you quickly run away because the tiger doesn't know you are leaving.

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Why couldn't the college student get on the internet? He can't afford a computer.

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what did you call a downer in the medieval times? spazalot

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What happens when Batman Robin and Wonder woman go on a date? Somebody isn't getting laid.

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What's more dangerous than bungee jumping without a rope? Getting into a car with Ben Colbert.

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Whats 0+0 0

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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What is 10 inches long and didnt get sucked on valentines day? Whitney Houston's crack pipe.

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Two black guys walk into a bar and arrest the under age drinkers

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wanna hear a joke yo mamma just died

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What's sad about 3 Black Guys in a Camero? It was my car...

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Why couldn't Maria play Softball? She was born without legs.

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Whats Asian and longer than 2 inches? chopsticks.

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What did the husband tell his obese wife? I love you honey

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What did the black man, chinese man, and mexican man all have in common? They all happened to enjoy cantaloupe.

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GRAAAAAAAAAAAR.

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What do you call a cat with no legs and an inverted anus? Nothing, you're to horrified to speak.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things. Dead babies are not funny.

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What Starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

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What should I name my dog?

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People talk about how there grandparents was in the holocaust well my grandpa was to he died. How he fell off the guard tower.

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cms.......?????

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Roses are red Violets are blue This line doesn't rhyme Neither does this one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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