Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog.

A horse walks into a bar. It neighs and knocks over a few tables before leaving the bar confused.

Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

What's better than Justin Bieber's new hit single, "Baby"? Everything

What's wrong with four black people in a cadillac driving off a cliff? The Cadillac holds 5

What is worse than getting a paper cut? Your whole family dying to MERS in Peru before you were old enough to remember any of them.

Sex. That is all.

did you know the leading cause of funerals is death?

What did the man do when he saw the dog? Ran it over

How many apples fit in a garbage bag? I actually don't know. I was asking you.

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Hummer.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ben. Oh hi! come in.

Will you marry me?

A black man walks into a bar and see's a mexican bartender. He orders some vodka.

The WNBA

Why couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs? A: Russell

Why didn't the boy eat peanut butter? He had Arachibutyrophobia.

Do you know how I know that you're gay? You told me you are gay.

Knock Knock. Who the hells there? Nevermind.

Why did the lady spill her coffee? The waiter accidently ran into her and then apologized.

how does a zookeeper build a snowman. same as everyone else

What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, D1ck in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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