- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? I slipped in mud. Wanna hear an even dirtier joke? Bubbles is a guy..

What happened to the latino and asian man in math class when they had a test? They both recieved exceptional scores as they both helped each other study the night before.

holly, a japanese boy and an american boy walked into a internet cafe. They then began to play runescape so they could train together and trade rare items.

What do you call a Colombian who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Two young men ignoring societies expectations of them and instead choosing to play the sport they enjoy the most.

Why do black people cuss so much? Because f#*% you.

Why was the orphan crying? His parents were dead and his future was uncertain.

timmy: a duck walks up to a lemon stand and says to the man running the stand hey... Paul: what r u talking about its duck it can't talk

What is the most effective abstinence plan? There is none.

Who broke into the village's homes and smashed all of the vases? Link did.

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What has 5 legs, 4 eyes, and 8 stomachs? Nothing.

Why did Tommy cry? His tear glands emptied out of his eyes

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus.

Mean while... at Jerry Sandusky's house

What do you call a tree with all of it's branches down? A tree with all of it's branches down.

A baby seal walks into a club...

Knock Knock. Whos there? Death

What's faster than a Mexican running away with your T.V.? An Airplane

How do you know when a guy wants to have sex with you? When he rapes you

Babies are like landmines; when you step on them they explode.

i said why are you disliking me he said its anti joke

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red painting.

What is 69? A two digit number.

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