Why did the basketball player shoot the ball? Because it was being mean to him

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What do you call a deaf person whom is behind the wheel of a car about to run off a cliff? ....

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i want to eat a horse out jaffa cake

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A Horse walks into a Bar The Bartender runs for his life as he is tripping on acid and believes the horse is a sheep. He doesn't like sheep.

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How do you make a clown cry? You kill his family and chop off his legs.

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How many beans are in a soup? Who cares i'm starving, Lets Eat!!!

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Wy did Bryan eet his Dumbelllle? Anderson fell asleep again

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A rabbi, a preist, and a homosexual are at a bar... What a fine example of a well cultured community.

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What do you call a dead blonde in a closet? A rape victim.

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Why didn't the black man pay for his child support bills? He made some unwise financial decisions in the past and is working three part time jobs just to stay afloat.

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Chaney is a dumb b****

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why did the koala fall out of the tree it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree it was fit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree it was inside the fridge why did the 6th koala fall out of the tree it was punished for dropping a fridge why did the 7th koala fall out of the tree it committed suicide after framing the 6th koala

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Wats wet and salty and people on the west coast get covered in it? Sweat.

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Jake Bowar

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What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shih-tzu? Dogs are large and solid objects and therefore cannot be mixed together.

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Q: What's funnier than 24? A: 25.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Make his family cry!!!!!!!!!

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what happend to the ghost? he dissapeared! :)

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If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

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Why did phil krahn go to the store? To get one of those suits

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Whats white, and edible? white chocolate

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Abstract thinking part one of... One: What kind of idiot tries to run trough a wall, rather than to just use the door? The "Idiot" is in a cell whose walls are made of thin wood plates, the door is made of steel and locked. How I cured my own damn anxiety five hundred of one: Now this is real see? I got stressed, damn it was like something that was not me but my body scared as shit began fearing for its life right my arms shaking like fuck sweat and all that crapa? So I got pissed got in front of the mirror, stared at myself and shouted "GODDAMN BODY YOU THINKS YOU CAN CONTROL ME? IF YOU DO NOT STOP BEING SO FUCKING AFRAID OF DEATH! THEN I WILL KILL YOU MYSELF!" So yeah unconventional indeed, but it worked for five times, and I never had to use it anymore. Moral: My own body and every fucking cell of it, is not the only one that fears me more than death.

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Why couldn't the man reach the police on his phone after his leg was hacked off by a serial killer? He had AT&T as a service provider.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its coop was on fire.

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Anti Joke

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