- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't Superman eat peanuts? He doesn't like them

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

what do you call four black people in a red sleeping bag? -a very snug sleeping bag as they can rarely fit more then one person comfortably

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 8 9

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

How can you tell that a blonde has been using a computer? You can't. There's no common link between computing habits and hair color.

Roses are red Violets are blue This line doesn't rhyme Neither does this one.

An Asian oceanographer went scuba diving in the Pacific Ocean. Three days later the coast guard found his remains torn apart by sharks.

Homosexual babies? It's a choice

What did the Sony guy say when he hit the golf ball? PS FOUR!

uhh i dont feel like writing a joke

How did Hitler like his steaks? He didn't like steaks, he was a vegetarian.

What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? N*ggers.

What begins with "f" and ends with "uck"? A curse word.

What's worse than a School Bus accident? The Holocaust.

timmy: a duck walks up to a lemon stand and says to the man running the stand hey... Paul: what r u talking about its duck it can't talk

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You wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? I slipped in mud. Wanna hear an even dirtier joke? Bubbles is a guy..

Wanna hear a good joke? I don't.

Roses are burning, Violets are burning, my house is on fire

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