- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Sally eat the meatballs The meatballs ate her

What's worse than listening to a teacher talk? This joke.

A: Knock knock! A: Who's there? A: Forever A: Forever who? A: Forever Alone

Yeah, totally.

How do you punish Helen Keller? Set a restriction on something she enjoys that is equal to the degree of her misbehavior.

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You could stab him repeatedly with a box cutter and demand his social security number, but I wouldn't suggest it. He would most likely beat you up.

How many dead babies can fit in a bathtub. Twelve. A previous joke said seventeen, that person had their facts wrong. I know from experience

What is black and hangs from a tree in my backyard? My neighbors children.

Q. what did the refuge from uganda say to his mom when he was riding his bike A. look ma no hands.....

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he was dead.

what did the joke say to the anti-joke? do you want to fight

Whats the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

Why dose not the cat bark? Because it's a cat!

why cant the black man vote? because hes not 18 yet.

Goon Bear+Homo= Corey Jacobs True Story

When life gives you lemons,you say thank you.

What do you call a black man driving a car? A driver.

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waste down and had no way of feeling

Penis!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, WTF is this, i gotta take a piss.

Why could the black man not fall asleep? The gunshots outside his home in Compton constantly awoke him

What did the rape victim say to the rapist? "mmfff...mmm.....mmmmm"

Q.What is the bigest lie in the universe? A. I have read and agree the the Terms of Service.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A refridgerator What's white heavy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A polar bear

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