I'm not wearing underwear Why not Cause I have built in underwear

What did the priest say to the rabbi? "Hey Joe, how's the family?"

Wanna hear a joke? No.

Knock knock. Who's there? Becca. I just found out i have aids, so you should probably get yourself checked out.

Ken: Your dog is sick, he needs to see a vet. Megan: Omg, what is it? Ken: It's a medical person who treats animals.

What's the same between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

GRAAAAAAAAAAAR.

A black man and an asian woman have a baby. Then a hispanic and a native american have a baby. Their babies have a baby. What is the baby? Society's worst nightmare.

So I was talking dirty to this deaf chick right...She didn't hear me.

why did the man paint his house? because he never wanted to paint his house

Q: How do you get a clown to stop smiling? A: Hit it with an axe

Women's sports.

How do you get a movie star to go out with you? Blackmail.

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? Jamal

It is green and it is attached to a fence? Green paint

The mouse and the elephant went to take a bath. They had a nice time.

John:Why couldn't the T-Rex clay his hands? Billy:Because his arms are too small! John:no he's extinct dumbass

Who broke into the village's homes and smashed all of the vases? Link did.

Whats the difference between pizza and Jews Pizzas dont scream when their put in the oven

A horse walks into a bar...n

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a whore, Let's have sex.

What did the mouse say to the elephant? Squeak.

What do you call a bird with wings? Redundant.

What's funny about a Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian going over the edge of a bridge in the same car? Nothing, they all died

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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