- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many no-armed amputees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing. He's a mute.

Roses are red violets are blue this poem make no sense microwave.

What do you call a kid with a peg leg and an eye patch? Names

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

When does a blond laugh and cry? When she's raped by a clown.

Hey are you from Tennessee, 'cause you have a very nice accent.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

if japanese cars are called riceburners would german cars be called jewburners

You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon

Why did Billy fall down? Because his brain was replaced with a piece of toast.

A chicken met a chicken, And they were chickens two, Two chickens met two chickens, And they were chickens too. Four chickens met a boiling pot And they were chicken stew.

What's worst then lose 100$ Lose 101$

Why did the black man die? Why didn't the black man die?

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red painting.

A mushroom walks into a crowded bar, the bartender says "we don't serve your kind here." Protestingly, the mushroom replies, "why not? I am a spore reproducing eukaryote!" Everyone stares as an awkward silence ensues.

yo mamas so fat, she started working out

Hellen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it ERRMMMMM UAHHHHHHHH...

what happens when you mix a black guy and a Mexican? nothing, it is physically impossible to "mix" people.

Q: What's the point? A: .

Why did phil krahn go to the store? To get one of those suits

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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