- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what the orphan boy get for christmas? Not his parents

TRUE COMEDY: "HOW ABOUT THAT AIRLINE FOOD!"

Knock knock. Hello dear. Come in.

Why did the mother have an abortion? Because she thought it would best financially for her current family.

Superman: Batman, can you drive? Batman: No, but I can drive the batmobile.

a man sees a monkey playing the drums at first he thought it waz the guy in the monkey suit that plays the drums but on closer inspection he sees that it is in fact a real monkey on that note he tries to befriend the monkey but the monkey soon tore the man into pieces

What happened when Dave tried to break the record for most marshmallows in the mouth at once? He choked and died.

A man walks into a bar. Now, that's unheard of !

Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? A: "E"

A Jew doesn't walk out of the Holocaust.

What's worse than dropping your phone in the toilet? Drinking only milk and honey for 7 days and then getting diarrhea while lying chained up completely naked with red fire ants going up your anus and all over your body while you get eaten alive in slow painfully miserable death

Q:What's the difference between a duck? A: The higher it flies, the much.

Whats worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

What do u call a gay guy with a long dik Dickgimme a lick

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? genocide whats worse than genocide? getting raped by a giant scorpion

whats difference between a bench and a mexican? a mexican isnt a bench

Why is my car broken? Because I drove it into a wall.

Why was 9 afraid of 1? Because when dialed together, an emergency call was most likely coming and 9 is very sensitive to those types of moments

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog.

What do you do when you're making out with your girlfriend? Play with another dude's ass.

Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

'THIS IS NOT A JOKE, YOU ARE THE 1000000TH VIEWER'...

What is black, white, and red all over? A domino dipped in kitten blood.

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