What's white and comes out of a long black stick? Milk with a long black straw.

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What did the dead man say at his own funeral? Nothing, he's dead...

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why was the girl in the corner with a knife? she's an emo

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So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

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Why did the blonde cross the road? Because she was stupid.

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What is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans

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Why don't you have a seat, over there?

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? I don't Know, but we should inform the RSPCA.

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Do you wanna build a snowman? Person: do you wanna live * or nah

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What was the color blind boy's favorite color? I don't know? neither did he

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Doctor! Doctor! Can I have a second opinion? The Doctor then sits the patient down and tells them from a different perspective that they have terminal Cancer and will be dead by the end of the year.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a convicted rapist.

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Why couldn't the mexican feed his family? Because a large percent of mexican immigrants in the United States do not have jobs due to dicrimination against illegal immigrants crossing the soutern border, thus rendering them more vunerable to unemployment is that is vastly present in the United States.

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Why don't I ever lmao? Because my ass got bitten off by a bear.

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What's silver and bad for your teeth? A wrench

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whats 2+2? 69 LOL

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A Black a Jew and a Pollack walk in to the bar bartender says "how may i help you gentlemen"

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KIMBERLEY HONEY

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knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

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Q: Why did the plane crash into a mountain? A: The pilot was a tomato.

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Chuck Norris

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If I crash my car, how many trees does it take to cover my yard in orange juice, yellow, because a cat pissed on my foot.

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Q: who is the worst person to ever post "jokes" on anti-joke.com? A: ryan valee

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