What did the carrot say when he was Chopped. Auch.

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yo mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the size of the door...

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Knock Knock No one answers....

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Roses are green Violets are yellow Those are the wrong colors oh well who gives a shit.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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what does chuck norris use to cut scissors? another scissor.

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Let's make like your mother and walk out on your family during pre-adolescence.

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What did the Mexican say to the Black guy? Nice to meet you Mr. President. I'm Antonio Villaraigosa, the Mayor of Los Angeles.

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How do you keep an extraordinary magician from performing his show? Replace his shampoo with battery acid

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Tennesse

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

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Windows Vista

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I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I drink water!

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Knock, knock. Who's there? New Kids on the Block. Wait, who?

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What did the black man say to the jewish man? Hello.

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whats worse than flunking math? death.

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Four Chavs drove of a cliff today, why was a i sad? It was my car :C

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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robin, get in the car.

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What's the difference between and onion and a dead baby? There is a big difference.

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A black guy walks into a bar with a beatiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?" The parrot was his fathers. Do to severe mental and physical illness, he can no longer take care of it. He asked his son to take it, those were his last words as he slipped into a coma

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Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff

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A Black a Jew and a Pollack walk in to the bar bartender says "how may i help you gentlemen"

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dumb jokes, now shut up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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