Why didn't the man kiss his wife. Because he had no lips.

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A seal walks into a club.

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What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigger

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HTML

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what did the orphan say to the adults wanting to adopt him? i hope u will provide well living conditions because i have lost both of my parents and am forced to live off one meal a day

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how do you call a boomerang that does not come back? - a stick

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Two blonds are racing. Who wins? The first one to pass he finish line.

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An Arab walks into a bar. He then blows up the bar.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a Ford Taurus stapled to his face.

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women's rights

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Susie has Autism

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What's silver and bad for your teeth? A wrench

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I have read the Terms of Service.

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What's better than winning at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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CHIIIICKKIIIIIIIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Where did John go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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How many jews died in a gas chamber? None because the holocaust is a myth.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms. They were lost in a tractor accident.

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A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A: You can't wear cleats on a trampoline.

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Roses are red, violet are blue I have AIDS

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KNOCK-KNOCK Who's there? There's a man after me, I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me! I'm scared, I don't know what he'll do. Let me in goddamnit! There's a man after me I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me I'm scared I don't know what he'll do let me in goddamnit who?

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I was on Skype with a girl yesterday and she asked "Do you want to see something?" "No," I said "my mom's in the room and she might get a bad interpretation." "I really want you to see this." She said. " No, my mom's still in the room, she'll think I'm weird if you turn out the lights." "Darn I really wanted to see your glow in the dark snuggie."

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why do girls like 77? ................ ...................... ................. ...................... ................ becuz they get 8 more :P

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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