knock knock hows there sorry but i was to lazy to think of an ending

What do you do when you're making out with your girlfriend? Play with another dude's ass.

How do Chinese people name their kids? The couple discuss possible names and then pick the one that they feel suits the child best.

why did the chicken cross the street? it didn't.

A black guy moves in to your neighborhood. The housing values plummet due to the current economic recession.

Why did the sponge go to the store? The same reason all sponges go to stores: to be sold to patrons of said store.

Q: Why did the young boy run away from girls and screamed that they had cooties? A: That's what little boys do. He also has an abusive home life

if quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? testicle

What's the best part about a birthday cake? Eating it.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

A man runs into a psychiatrist's office and screams, "You gotta help me doc! I just killed seven people in my office building!"

Knock Knock Dude there is no door

Why is Eeyore in Winnie the Pooh always sad? Cause he has a nail in his anus

Q: My mom's getting really old and It's starting to get hard to shop for her. Any ideas? A: You should get her a coffin.

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Lindsay Lohan is often caught flashing her vagina...

Get in the van

Knock knock who's there? ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dislike me!

What did the pig say after having sex? "Oink".

Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

Why did little Johnny eat his homework? Because his family is very poor and he rarely eats.

Hi my name is Burp -you can call me Bu Nice to meet you

Why did the girl go over her texting limit? She had a hot boyfriend.

wait am i supposed to right the joke down here

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