I like the Tsarnaev brothers. They ran the Boston marathon and had a BLAST!

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Emma Brown..I'd tap that shit Dylan xoxo

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What's the difference between a lamborghini and a sackful of dead babies? one is a car and the other is a grotesque travesty.

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a homosexual jump from a cliff to see who gets to the bottom first. Who wins? Society.

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A:what happens when you throw a black guy down from sky-scraper Q:he dies

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You want to hear a joke? Democract

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Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

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i felt like burning some calories so i lit a fat kid on fire

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roses are red, violets are purple, sugar is sweet, and so are... hmmm...

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How do you kill a blue elephant? How? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? How? You hold it's nose until it turns blue, then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a orange elephant? How? You can't, they don't exist. How do you kill a white elephant? How? You tickle it till it turns pink, then you hold it's noose until it turns blue, then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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Why did the cow cross the road?..I didn't know the intentions of the cow, but an elderly woman in an automobile experienced a collision with the animal that ended not only the life of the cow but of the elderly woman as well.

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Two guys walk into a bar... They sat down, had a few drinks and left without any incident.

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ruddell and dodds anal

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What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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why did the man blink because i put a gun to his head.

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Why did the rabbit like to wear shoes? It doesn't.

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Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

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What's black, white, and red all over? White on black homicide.

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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms or legs. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because Jimmy has no legs. Why doesn't he have any legs? Because he's a potato.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What did Steven Hawking say to God after he died? Nothing. He can't talk.

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Women

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