What do you call a horse with wings? Nonexistant. Welcome to the real world kid.

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there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

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The WNBA

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your mama is so fat she wears big pants.

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Why was the little Latino boy sad? Because his father sexually molested him earlier in the evening.

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Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:Why does everyone want to know it's just a chicken

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Chuck Norris. Alright come in.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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An Asian man man couldn't find his family, he is deeply concerned and contacts the missing persons unit.

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Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my arm! Doctor: It's because your blind son

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Your brother is so ugly that sometimes he gets teased at schools and comes home crying.

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Anal cheese curds.

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Justin Bieber

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Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner fudge is made. This market has a very dynamic and fresh selection.

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What's retarded and comes from Eygelshoven? Roel van den Elzen

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Why did little Johnny eat his homework? Because his family is very poor and he rarely eats.

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs? A: Russell

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Why couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

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Chrissy is funny.

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Chuck Norris' farts are silent and deadly. Deadly because he's Chuck Norris, silent because his butthole is extremely loose

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Why did OJ SImpson never get convicted of murder? Because after going to court and proving his innocence a jury of twelve people found him not guilty.

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what do you do if you wake up at midnight and your tv is floating? -call the police because you caught a burgler in the act of stealing your tv

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a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? the cop

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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