Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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I hate being bipolar, it's so awesome.

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A man walks into a bar... And orders a drink

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What do you call a guy who acts straight but is really not? Verl.

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guns don't kill people. casey anthoney kills people.

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "what'll it be?" The horse, unable to understand human language. Takes a shit and walks out.

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Lamborghini mercy, yo chick she so thirsty Swerve, swerve

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Why can't Jesus eat M&M's? Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands.

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Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigger

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Knock knock Who's there? No-one who??? *Silence*

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Bob: What's gucci bro Tim: Is that a company?

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What did the guy do with the tv remote? Turn on the tv

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber.

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Q: What's the longest word in the dictionary? A: According to the Oxford English Dictionary (second edition), it is "Pseudopseudohypoparathyroidism."

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Listen I know you're a cat and I'm a cat but I know we can be friends

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What do you call two gay men playfully wrestling? Immature.

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How do you kill a blond wearing a hat? Shoot her in the face.

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A guy is playing cod

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q: Why does my grandpa climbs a phone pole with a bag of bananas? a: He likes to climb and he might get hungry.

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austins gay lolololol

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a mexican, an asian and a black are all in a car, who's the driver? their friend bill who offered to take them to the upcoming three days grace concert.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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