- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. They prefer digging burrows for hibernation.

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

So two Jews walk into a bar... Its nice that they take missionary work to new heights

How do you get a bunch of Pokémon onto a bus? You tell them to ride a bus

What did the mute child say to his parents for the first time? "My head hurts" Doctors later found he had hypertensitive heart disease and an aneurysm in his brain. He died later that month.

Ask me if I'm in a tree? No.

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Why didn't the boy run the marathon? He was cripple.

why couldnt sally help timmy pick up his ice cream? she had no arms

How do you make a baby eat his food? Make one first

Today, we will be identifying power tools. This is not a drill.

Whats worse than a paper cut? AIDS.

what did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? cancer.

Why does 4 +5 = Hitler? It doesnt it equals 9.

Why did a monkey fall out of a tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of a tree? Gravity. Why did the third monkey fall out of a tree? He was stapled to the second monkey.

Q: What's the similarity between puzzles and women? A: Prior to the 1920's neither had the right to vote.

what is red and looks like blue paint? red paint.

Why did Billy fall down? Because his brain was replaced with a piece of toast.

What do you call a dead blonde in a closet? A rape victim.

How do you keep an extraordinary magician from performing his show? Replace his shampoo with battery acid

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

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