What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting on your couch? My brother.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

so he says "aaahhh". then i threw a fridge at him

A plane crashes on the border of the United States and Canada. Where do they bury the survivors? Why would they bury the survivors? THEY'RE ALIVE

Roses are red Violets r blue My name is Dave Microwave

what is the differents between a baby and a watermelon one is fun to hit the other is just a watermelon

So there is 10 Nazis and a monkey the rest doesn't matter but i farted...

Homosexual babies? It's a choice

A man had a terminal illness. He died a few months after he was diagnosed.

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

what is fat and ugly. fat and ugly people

you know what they say about people with big feet, they have big feet...

A British man walks into a dental office.

How do you get a baby out of a blender? With tortilla chips.

Yo momma is so ugly, she might not win the "America's next top model" contest.

Roses are red violets are red, the grass is red Holy crap! My yard is on fire!

Hey Patrick Yeah? I found something funnier then 24 Give it to me buddy 25

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? Nay.

Q:What are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

what time is it rape time

What did the Engineer say to the English major? Hey we went to the same school and got different degrees! Cool!

What's blue and smells like pee? Pee, I lied about the color

There once were two muffins in an oven, and one definitely did not start talking to the other

Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she is a woman.

Anti Joke

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