Knock Knock Come in

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Knock, Knock Who's There. You. You who. You are you. WTF!

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Yo Momma is so ugly she probably doesn't have any friends.

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What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean

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Violets are red Roses are blue I scrrewed that up Now can i screw you?

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What is worse than getting a paper cut? Your whole family dying to MERS in Peru before you were old enough to remember any of them.

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knock knock hows there sorry but i was to lazy to think of an ending

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A chinese man, a white man, and a black man are all driving on the freeway. They see each other and wave as they all know each other, and then they focus on the road and drive carefully.

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Q.What does chuck norris eat as breakfast? ans.FOOD

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What is worse than falling into a pit of needles? being lit on fire and then falling into a pit of needles I imagine

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what is black and looks like a mushroom? a black mushroom

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Why was 9 afraid of 1? Because when dialed together, an emergency call was most likely coming and 9 is very sensitive to those types of moments

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Hey, I want to because you are really sweet and deserve it, and damn you are hot, but thats secondary in your case, in every case actually, otherwise I would just be doing it with meat whose soul and thoughts I hate/dislike/detest/etc, and that is not who I am. Once huh? I mean I said night/day/shower/breakfast table... Not so sure I can last for that long with a girl as hot and sweet as you for that long. Kidding, hey, best friend huh? Wow, I mean that`s really sweet, and you are really a special friend to me, but uh, to be honest, best friend? I barely know you... I hate this part of myself, I am blunt with that honesty thing, I may just have insulted you, but you know, I also need to be able to live with myself If I am going to enjoy life.

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whats difference between a bench and a mexican? a mexican isnt a bench

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

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Why can't Billy ride the bicycle? Billy's a fish.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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what do you call a dear with no I? No I dear

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Q: My mom's getting really old and It's starting to get hard to shop for her. Any ideas? A: You should get her a coffin.

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Get in the van

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?", laughs at his own joke, then calls animal control.

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Knock knock who's there? ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dislike me!

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Why did little Johnny eat his homework? Because his family is very poor and he rarely eats.

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Hi my name is Burp -you can call me Bu Nice to meet you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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