Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road?

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Abraham Lincoln was the 16th Presient of the United States of America. The president to follow him was Andrew Johnson, president number 17.

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Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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A man farted. Another man walked away.

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Why is Justin beaber so white? Because his mother and father both are.

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i had a bowl of soup and it was 5 inches in diameter and 3 inches tall. how much soup did i eat? very little because i drank most of it

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i wish i was a tree !

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What was the worst part when 3 Mexican men fell off a cliff? They each were active in the community and had jobs.

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What's better than a gold medal in the special olympics? ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Bill is at a bar with a couple of his college buddies. He notices another one of his friends, Jim, who has his back faced to him, and calls him. The man turns and it is not Jim. Bill apologizes and they carry on with their lives.

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whats worse then finding out your girlfriend cheated on you.. -9/11

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Dont be silly, you know that everything is relative, and that relativity is as unlimited as the subconscious mind, give me ten more minutes, and I can hypnotize you in five minutes in order to see life in slow motion yourself for as long as you feel like. Just dont expect your body to adjust like mine, meaning that if you try to run, your brain will use its old habits while your perception is used to the slow ones... In other words, you will end up on the floor or smacking into a wall.

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Why did the man drop his wallet? Because his palms were sweaty from a long, happy day at the beach with his family after moving into there new home.

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why was the black man in jail? He stole food from a store due to the fact that his family was very poor and could not afford to fend for themselves.

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Why is ya dad ya dad? ........ because of ya cousin

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Why does the jailbird sing? It makes Bubba horny.

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what do you call a stupid chav? Gifted

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how do you get a emo kid out of a tree? cut him down get it: because he was depressed and so poor that he couldn't afford a hair cut or new clothes. he also had single mother whose boyfriend sexually abused him so he was confused about his sexuality. Then people just called him "emo" and said he was acting out so they ignored him and he never gave him help when he asked for it because they said he just wanted attention so he killed himself

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Q: What is black and hangs from a tree? A: Kevin Towers

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Why was Johnny crying? Because... Because... Because... Because... Because... Because of the wonderful things he does.

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Knock Knock. Whos there? Satan.

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Knock knock. Hello dear. Come in.

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what to you call a black person that flies planes? a pilot YOU RACIST

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Anti Joke

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