in the begining... god made some stuff

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what has two legs and bleeds? half a dog

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did the man go to the restaurant? Because he wanted to get some food.

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How do black people gain access to houses? Through the front door.

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Why did the man steal 2 watermelons? He was a shoplifter and had a background of crime

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Ken: Your dog is sick, he needs to see a vet. Megan: Omg, what is it? Ken: It's a medical person who treats animals.

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roses are blue violets are red I am dyslexic and possibly a Jew EJ

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Q:Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple A:You have AIDS

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The Holocaust

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What is a bear's favorite televison show? It doesnt have one because it is a bear which makes watching television an illogical fallacy.

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What did the Muslim do after his friend told him a funny joke ? Laugh.

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Why did the jelly baby go to school? Because he was brought up in a middle class background and wanted a full education to further his future career

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito (from the Spanish or Portuguese word for little fly) is a common insect in the family Culicidae (from the Latin culex meaning midge or gnat). Mosquitoes resemble crane flies (family Tipulidae) and chironomid flies (family Chironomidae), with which they are sometimes confused by the casual observer. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapiens (Latin for knowing man), a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans.

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Q:What did the policemen say to the other policemen? A:Safe

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A person walked into a bar, he saw it was the wrong bar so he leaves...

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There once was a man from Bangkok, who hated limericks.

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What's better than Westboro Church? Committing over 9000 sins.

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Why couldn't the little boy skate? He had cancer.

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What do you tell a girl with 2 black eyes? You should ice those to preven swelling aron the eyes

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whats the differnce between a baby and a dart board? dart boards dont bleed.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their newborn child.

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A man walks into the corner of a table and bruises his leg. The bruise continues to be there for about 3 weeks.

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Whats the difference between pizza and Jews Pizzas dont scream when their put in the oven

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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