What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A Kinect

how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

Why was Adam sad his dog got ran over? He was holding the dog.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, it is unclear what the chicken's motivation to cross the road was.

Okay so two penquins are sitting in a bathtub when one asks the other "Hey pass the soap!". The other one jokingly replies "what do I look like a typewriter?"

Wanna here somethin funny? Nope.avi

What do you call a group of Mexicans crossing the U.S. border? A travel soccer team.

Romney 2012

Whats the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick into someones ass

ROSS G IS OBESE

Why did the bride get a refrigerator for her wedding? Because it is a very nice present

What is 18 inches long and makes a woman scream all night? Crib death.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. Your family is dead.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Two young men ignoring societies expectations of them and instead choosing to play the sport they enjoy the most.

whats the best way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

"Hell nahhh I called shotgun" -Rosa Parks

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

What's the fastest animal on earth? An Ethiopian chicken.

A woman gets in her car to drive.

Q: What did Hellen Keller say to the pizza delivery man A: Stop raping me.

Q: how do you tame a dingo? A: Feed it babies

what's white on top and black on the bottom? Society

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a fox stapled to his face.

Whats worse than getting in a 30 MPH car accident? Getting in a 40 MPH car accident.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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