Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

suck my dick.

I'm not as random as you think i salad.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

what does the doctor say to the patient. you have cancer

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride??

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? -Hey! Where's my tractor?

a boy walks in a house and mother says hi who are you and the boy says does it really matter whad really maters is wht you will do about your dead son

How do you get a black man off a swing? ask him.

What's the difference between a white person and a black person? The presence of melanin in their skin, as well as often their socioeconomic and cultural backgrounds.

How do you have sex with an amputee? stick it in the eyes

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Why cant stevie wonder see? He is blind

Justin Beiber does not have a really good voice.

Why don`t women need watches? Because in our modern society, there are many clocks in most locations.

Roses are #FF0000 Violets are #0000FF

Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not a very good poet

Knock, Knock. Come in.

Stevie wonder walks across the road without looking both ways.

What has two wheels, two arms, and a head? A man in a wheelchair. Why was he in a wheelchair? He stepped on a landmine. A man walks, I'm sorry rolled, into a bar.

josh roberts you speccy cuunt

Q: What word contains all the letters in the alphabet? A: A made-up word, probably.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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