What happened to the jew? He got shoved in an oven.

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Lamborghini mercy, yo chick she so thirsty Swerve, swerve

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What do you call a fridge? Dorothy.

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar.... Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece? Man 1: Were the hell did you come from? Homo-sexual Panda: My mother's uterus same as you, retard.

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what is black and white and red all over.....a nun being murdered

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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Let's make like your mother and walk out on your family during pre-adolescence.

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Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

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A black man, a jew and a racist walk into a bar, The racist proceeds to be a racist

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Not Steve Jobs.

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A homeless boy walks up to a woman. "I'm hungry" "Then you should eat something."

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A. Genetics.

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Rebecca Black

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Q:what has legs but may never walk? A: a table

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Q:whats the diffrence between a mexican and a deer A:one is a mexican and the other one is a deer

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What do a grape and a reindeer have in common? They're both purple, except the reindeer.

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onranges are orange bananas are yellow and apples are red/green ................... and im ................. PINK (lw/kc)

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Q: What do cows do on the weekends? A: They go to the Moovies Q:What do pigs do on the weekends? A:Go Bowling

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What do you call a black man selling drugs? A pharmacist

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Why was the black man shot, He resisted against a highly political challenger. Unfortunately for him the Armenian politician was not a very nice guy.

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Scenario: 2 guys with big feet and a camels Anus are hiking on Mount Everest with a set of elephants dildos Man 1: what's the difference between a Volkswagen and a clock? Man 2: what? Man 1: you can't toboggan of a green house roof with a tub of Vaseline and a ostrich party on lady gaga's Anus

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What happens when you push an asian in a hole? He falls in

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Your mother is so ugly that your father no lomger finds her attractive

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