If through some strange space-time paradox, Chuck Norris ever had to fight himself, Chuck Norris would-- What am I saying, that would never happen!

What did batman say to the Joker? I'm Batman

Whats worse than than Holocaust.? Finding two worms in your apple.

Where do cows go on the weekend? The slaughterhouse.

KIMBERLEY HONEY

How Do You Get Your Mom To Shut up? You Kill Her.

A guy is playing cod

Obama-Care

Q: What's the longest word in the dictionary? A: According to the Oxford English Dictionary (second edition), it is "Pseudopseudohypoparathyroidism."

How do you kill a blond wearing a hat? Shoot her in the face.

Trust me im a doctor but this is pratice

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing because muffins can't talk. The other muffin replied, 'What an odd conversation starter!'

What's so funny about an anti-joke? Nothing.

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

What do the Wizard of Oz, Popeye and my sweaty, fat asshole all have in common? The letter O.

I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned

I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this dock and it makes me wana quack like what the hell is THAT!

Make an effort in life whenever you want. Fight trough life when you got no other choice.

Roses are red, violets are blue, cheeseburger.

What did the Ethiopian get for christmas? Hepatitis B.

Why did the mother have an abortion? Because she thought it would best financially for her current family.

why was the man masturbating? his wife needed a break

Your Mama's so fat she need some serious medication treating overweight.

What is more tragic than a nice day wasted? Obesity.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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