I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this dock and it makes me wana quack like what the hell is THAT!

SAD STORY: Boy: Make me a sandwich. Girl: No.

What olympic event is Kosovo best known for getting gold? Kosovo is the world's newest country and therefore does not yet have complete international recognition.

Obama-Care

Q: What is black and hangs from a tree? A: Kevin Towers

What do the Wizard of Oz, Popeye and my sweaty, fat asshole all have in common? The letter O.

So anyways, can I have the last comment or not?

What is more tragic than a nice day wasted? Obesity.

When practicing the art of origami and the berrilium dialates, how many quince pies does it take to calculate a tree? Tricycle

Your mom is so fat the only time she saw 90210 was on a scale.

Obama is a black man living in a white house. TEEHEE

how do you spell ugly ? U G L Y.

weiner? balls

Q: how do you get a man with one arm out of a tree? A: shoot him

What happens when you eat all the strawberries? They are GONE...

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he dropped his phone fell in.

What did the dog say to the other dog? Your breath smells like onions.

your moms so fat when she sat on your ipod it turned into an ipad

Q.What does chuck norris eat as breakfast? ans.FOOD

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog.

What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

Knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock, Who's there? Woodpecker. Woodpecker who? Woodpecker.

What's the difference between a ferrari and a sack of babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

what did the nazi say to the jew? hi

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