- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the man masturbating? his wife needed a break

What is more tragic than a nice day wasted? Obesity.

What did the Ethiopian get for christmas? Hepatitis B.

Roses are red, violets are blue, cheeseburger.

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What do you throw a drowning guitarist? An emergency floatation device.

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

What's worse than a baby in a car accident? The baby survives and has a mental problem, grows up, and then drives the same car and gets in another accident.

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

Knock Knock Come in

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots his virgin

What is worse than falling into a pit of needles? being lit on fire and then falling into a pit of needles I imagine

What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead black guy in the road? It doesn't matter, I cried after both

What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

knock knock hows there sorry but i was to lazy to think of an ending

there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok.

What flys? A fly

What's the best part about a birthday cake? Eating it.

Why did the sponge go to the store? The same reason all sponges go to stores: to be sold to patrons of said store.

knock knock. whos there?(haha ive never made my own joke before) Nick Nick who? Nick Saghir Oh, come in. Would you like some cookies?

What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? Mittens

Two rabbits are being chased by dogs and hide in a log in the forest. The male pushes the female to the dogs which are at both sides of the log and gets off Scott free.

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